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10:00 PM on 04.01.2012

Confessions: Zechs Marquise

Zechs. Oh Zechs! How I dream about you day and night! As each episode passes by, I dream of what you look like under that mask. How I long to pull that helmet off after a long day's battle, stroke your long and beautiful lock...

Brad Rice

6:00 PM on 02.14.2012

Confessions: Kikuko Inoue

As anybody who has been watching anime for any length of time should know, certain voice actors and actress' get used fairly often. I mean, it's pretty easy to pick up that the voice of Louise from Zero no Tsukaima and Taiga ...

Pedro Cortes

3:00 PM on 12.08.2011

Celebrate 15 years of Pokemon films with a Pokemon film

Let's go back to 1999 for a little while. Scary, I know, but bear with me. I was just another kid caught up in the Pokémon craze that was milking money from parents all over the world, and I was helping contribute to t...

Chris Walden

Confessions 24: My worst break-ups photo
Confessions 24: My worst break-ups
by OxKing

To my utmost beloved,

You know, it's hard for a man, especially on a special day such as today, to admit when and how he made a mistake. Sometimes, it's as simple as forgetting a birthday or anniversary, or even failing to realize that you have made the absolute worst rendition of the Pokemon theme in existence. On Valentine's Day, it's my one and only chance to come clean in hopes of one day becoming a better man for a certain someone. However, my first step to getting that perfect girl needs to begin with me cleansing my past, so if the future woman-of-my-dreams is currently reading this, I have a confession...

Girl, there were others that I thought I loved before you.

But babysnakes, that's the old me. Now I'm a new man, and now I need you to understand why you should love me. This may be a bit hard for you to read, babe...but you need to know who I previously dated, and why things didn't work out. Once we get past this first step, we can live on a better life than either of us ever dreamed.

What do ya say, milady? Will you join me in helping me get rid of these demons I once had after the jump?

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6:00 PM on 02.14.2011

Be My Valentine: Dakimakura!

Nobody has to be alone this Valentine's Day. Not when there are plenty of waifus to go around! You're looking at a picture of (a very sunburnt) me with Yoko, the lady who never lets me down. How many people are there in your life that are always up for a cuddle?

Lauren Rae Orsini

3:30 PM on 11.16.2010

Confessions 23: Stuff in eggs, on rice

We usually find ourselves confessing to idols, actors or even characters, but this time I'm opening my heart to food. If anything, this will serve as an exploration of my feelings toward this particular type of dish, which is...

Dale North

5:00 PM on 09.21.2010

Confessions 22: Takuya Kimura

Why do I wait so long between Confessions, you might ask? Well, the truth is, I'm not as easy as I seem. It takes me months, sometimes even years, before I can warm up the kind of fire it takes for me to need to make a major ...

Colette Bennett

3:30 PM on 07.14.2010

Confessions: GARtender AGAIN

As you may recall, I first confessed my feelings for Heiwajima Shizuo on historic Man Day. However, that was the first blush of an impulsive, immature love; Only five episodes of Durarara!! had aired at that time, meaning tha...

Karen Mead

7:00 PM on 05.31.2010

Confessions 20: Matsumoto Jun

It's been a little too long since we did a proper Confessions around here -- not since our April Fool's Americanator prank, in fact. Not acceptable, especially if you consider the amount of shared j-lust that the Japanator st...

Colette Bennett

4:00 AM on 04.01.2010

Confessions 19: President Barack Obama

Here at Americanator: The Yankee's Companion, we hate President Barack Obama for being a Muslim socialist alien nazi...or at least, we're supposed to. I have to admit, once I found out that he bowls about as well as I do, I s...

Karen Mead

4:00 PM on 02.14.2010

Confessions 18: Tsugumi Aoba

Hey, Tsugumi, what's shakin'? What, you're waiting for Jin again? Look, I don't know how to tell you this, but I saw him and Nagi in the park and... well, I don't think it's a good idea for you to keep pursuing him. I don't t...

Brad Rice

11:00 PM on 02.05.2010

An Ode to the GARtender: the most manly man among men!

As Man Day draws to a close, I know that all of the manliness on display here has taken it's toll on me, because I want a man right now. In fact, I want more than just a man; I want the epitome of manhood, the vessel of viril...

Karen Mead