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Confessions: Zechs Marquise


Apr 01
// Brad Rice
Zechs. Oh Zechs! How I dream about you day and night! As each episode passes by, I dream of what you look like under that mask. How I long to pull that helmet off after a long day's battle, stroke your long and beautiful lock...
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Confessions: Kikuko Inoue


Feb 14
// Pedro Cortes
As anybody who has been watching anime for any length of time should know, certain voice actors and actress' get used fairly often. I mean, it's pretty easy to pick up that the voice of Louise from Zero no Tsukaima and Taiga ...
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Celebrate 15 years of Pokemon films with a Pokemon film


Dec 08
// Chris Walden
Let's go back to 1999 for a little while. Scary, I know, but bear with me. I was just another kid caught up in the Pokémon craze that was milking money from parents all over the world, and I was helping contribute to t...

Confessions 24: My worst break-ups

Feb 14 // OxKing
Ah, my first crush. She wasn't much, really. We both were in a desperate time in our lives, and deep down we each knew that it would be temporary. Luckily, she was pretty popular and was dumped or something earlier that week. In all honesty, I never listened to her problems or stories...in fact, the only things I listened for from her mouth were hiccups and coughs, simply because her whole body (specifically her breasts) would have to react to it. Honey, you have to realize that I was young and immature back then, and I'm only telling you these things for our own benefit. Besides, if it matters to you, you are by far a much better singer than her. My split from Misa was quick and painless, actually. Well, for me at least. I'd like to think that her jumping off of a building would be a quick and painless suicide. Anyway, I moved on and this time, I truly thought that I had picked an even worse girl to be with this time. You wouldn't believe how much I freaking hate Prinny's, so it was a real wonder how I ended up with her. The truth is that my bud hooked me up with her. I remember telling him: "Nah, dude. I just got out of a relationship not too long ago" to which he interjected "YOU DO NOT DARE DEFY ME, I AM THE OVERLORD, AND THEREFORE YOU MUST LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO QUESTION THE CHOICE OF A DEMON". I told him "Dude, Lars, I don't know. I mean the funeral was yesterday-" "I ORDER YOU TO DATE HER" And so I did, and the date I went on with her was really...reeaalllllyyy terrible. I mean, she wasn't too bad, and the food was delicious-- but the friend she brought with her-- Flonne or Floopy or something-- just up and killed any chance I had at a connection with my date. Once, the waiter asked us "What would you folk have to drink this evening?", she would scream "BERRY BARRIER BALIDARE!!!" and sent him flying halfway across the room. If dating Etna meant even the slightest possibility of seeing that weird-looking girl again, then count me out. That night, Lars called me and said: "HOW WAS YOUR DATE, YOU MORTAL SCUM?! DID SHE EVER SHOW UP?!?!" I told him that she died in a car crash on the way there. He didn't care. Exhausted, that night I felt like I may never find me real soul mate. However, that night as I was checking my email I saw a reply to my eHarmony dating profile. There had been a match! As I looked over her profile, it seemed too good to be true. We both shared similar interests, like online soliciting and computers and we both hate laser pointers, as I was blinded in one eye from my douchebag cousin 14 years ago. However, there was one thing about her that was odd...she really did love bears... Sure, she was a bit young for my age, but why should love be restricted to appearance? She was beautiful, but not in an exploitative, sexist way. She didn't really like being social in person too much, and also a bit paranoid at times. Plus we never really see each other in person since she's always online doing something. I never questioned what, but it could have been something innocent like Facebook or Tumblr. Oh, kids these days! However, the one time we did meet face-to-face was an especially odd time. When she greeted me at her home, she answered the door in her pajamas, and looked at the utility poles and stuff in a frantic manner. When she literally yanked me inside, she showed me her room setup, and good lord. This girl really loves computers. She sat down in the fetal position, huddled in a corner. I stand awkwardly for a while. Finally, I look to her. "Yo, so does this thing play Crysis?", and she looked at me with a blank stare. It was then that I decided to leave, and never return again. Okay, I know what you're going to say, and yes, this was my one of my last partners. Hey, everyone goes through a phase once in their life, sugarlips! I'm still set on loving you as much as possible, however, come winter season of last year, I don't know if I would have said that, because this man was someone who swooped me off of my feet. Everything started out fine. Actually, things started off really great with him! He always hinted at an interesting background story to his life, keeping things mysterious yet entertaining. Then he started hanging out with some people at his school who were obviously in a bad crowd, however he seemed too naive to notice. Things went great, though for a while: he would give some excitement and action when the day needed it, he had a lot of style that set him apart from many of the other people who transfered in during the winter season, and he showed a lot of promise along the way. Then, the decline. First, he would be difficult when you're trying to learn about where he is or what his story was. He would only give so little story and information before he left at night to fight some kids, even though his biography seems more intriguing than how flamboyantly gay he was. Then the worst offender would be that he does the same mistakes without changing them. It got really...what's the word... repetitive! Soon, I just kind of faded away from him after about 9 episodes ("episodes" meaning "weeks" in homosexual terms), and when I would eventually hear about him some weeks later, I still hear that he's still getting in school-fights each night, and he still doesn't let anyone know about where he comes from and who he is. It's a shame, really. He was someone I could imagine having a fun time with... And that, my love, is how you use metaphors. Shortly after, I decided that I liked women again, and I needed a good one to help get back on my groove. Unfortunately, with my luck no such thing happened. Instead, I got dragged into another horrible relationship. She wasn't all too bad, in fact she was funny at times and was cruel enough that she can tear a persons dignity to shreds and make everyone laugh at them. The thing about that, though, was her friend. I just couldn't help but be more attracted to her friend. I mean, hell yeah! I love fangs! But there was something about her friend I couldn't put my finger on. Or even my whole hand. Heck, maybe two hands and some lotion could help. Obviously, I'm talking about her boobs. But, as Tsu-what'sherface kept being nothing more than a walking stereotype, I couldn't help but fall in love with the other walking stereotype that was her friend. Fortunately enough, there was something that I learned during that time: with all of he strange, wonderful, and gay people I've dated in my life, I realized that looks can be deceiving. Instead, I need to be with someone who, despite their looks, has a great personality and wonderful spirit. And so I said goodbye to that girl, and began writing this letter of confession. Dollface, I know I may not be the perfect man, or perhaps a good one at that. But even though I am flawed, at least I have the heart and determination to admit it in order to win your affection. So, I beg of you, my joy, to accept my offer of eternal love forever and ever, as I ask this simple question:   Will you be my girlfriend, Heidi Montag? You Admirer, --Marcus
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To my utmost beloved, You know, it's hard for a man, especially on a special day such as today, to admit when and how he made a mistake. Sometimes, it's as simple as forgetting a birthday or anniversary, or even failing to re...


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Be My Valentine: Dakimakura!


Feb 14
// Lauren Rae Orsini
Nobody has to be alone this Valentine's Day. Not when there are plenty of waifus to go around! You're looking at a picture of (a very sunburnt) me with Yoko, the lady who never lets me down. How many people are there in your life that are always up for a cuddle?
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Confessions 23: Stuff in eggs, on rice


Nov 16
// Dale North
We usually find ourselves confessing to idols, actors or even characters, but this time I'm opening my heart to food. If anything, this will serve as an exploration of my feelings toward this particular type of dish, which is...
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Confessions 22: Takuya Kimura


Sep 21
// Colette Bennett
Why do I wait so long between Confessions, you might ask? Well, the truth is, I'm not as easy as I seem. It takes me months, sometimes even years, before I can warm up the kind of fire it takes for me to need to make a major ...
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Confessions: GARtender AGAIN


Jul 14
// Karen Mead
As you may recall, I first confessed my feelings for Heiwajima Shizuo on historic Man Day. However, that was the first blush of an impulsive, immature love; Only five episodes of Durarara!! had aired at that time, meaning tha...
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Confessions 20: Matsumoto Jun


May 31
// Colette Bennett
It's been a little too long since we did a proper Confessions around here -- not since our April Fool's Americanator prank, in fact. Not acceptable, especially if you consider the amount of shared j-lust that the Japanator st...
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Confessions 19: President Barack Obama


Apr 01
// Karen Mead
Here at Americanator: The Yankee's Companion, we hate President Barack Obama for being a Muslim socialist alien nazi...or at least, we're supposed to. I have to admit, once I found out that he bowls about as well as I do, I s...
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Confessions 18: Tsugumi Aoba


Feb 14
// Brad Rice
Hey, Tsugumi, what's shakin'? What, you're waiting for Jin again? Look, I don't know how to tell you this, but I saw him and Nagi in the park and... well, I don't think it's a good idea for you to keep pursuing him. I don't t...
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An Ode to the GARtender: the most manly man among men!


Feb 05
// Karen Mead
As Man Day draws to a close, I know that all of the manliness on display here has taken it's toll on me, because I want a man right now. In fact, I want more than just a man; I want the epitome of manhood, the vessel of viril...
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Man Day: Kamina my Love, I love you more than Colette


Feb 05
// Karen Mead
Maybe it's brash of me to declare my love to you right after Colette, but who can be bothered with etiquette whilst in the throes of passion? Kamina, I want you more than a full box of Dark Chocolate Pocky, and I know that yo...
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Confessions 17: Simon


Feb 05
// Anti-Spiral
Hello.We hope that We are not intruding upon your Day of Men, but We thought the moment opportune to engage in what you Spirals call a "confess-ion."We hereby submit Our confess-ion to one Spiral in particular, the ...
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Confessions 16: Howl


Feb 05
// Colette Bennett
Like most other Studio Ghibli devotees, when Howl's Moving Castle hit theaters in 2004, I was patiently waiting over here in America for any news of how fans liked it, when the subs would come out, and if Disney would get the...
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Confessions 15: The Major


Jan 14
// Josh Tolentino
P-permission to speak freely, ma'am!I know I'm not actually a member of Section 9. In fact I shouldn't even know your unit exists, much less participate in the training exercises that involved following you around, but now th...
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Confessions 14: Keitaro Urashima


Jan 05
// Colette Bennett
After my track record of dashing butlers and insanely gorgeous Japanese actors, you may be surprised to find that this Confession is to a man that is neither dashing nor remarkably handsome. In fact, he's pretty average, fair...
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Confessions 13: Karen Gellender


Dec 31
// Rangoric
Look! It's a Karen. A few years ago I met this rare specimen of a woman. We met because we worked together at Barnes and Noble (gee, us working in a bookstore, you don't say?). And while I made it a point to know everyone I w...
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Confessions 12: Aisaka Taiga


Dec 04
// Brad Rice
Hey, Taiga! You got a minute? There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. I've noticed that you're always going over to Ryuuji's, he's always making bento for you, and it seems like you two are a couple. Is that...
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Confession 11: VF-171 Nightmare Plus


Nov 20
// Jon Snyder
Yo! What's a sexy variable fighter like you doing in a crummy hanger like this?Sorry, sorry. I know that's a horrible line. In any case, it's good to see you! Honestly, flight-testing that VF-25 Messiah was an absolute ordeal...
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Confessions 10: Bobby Margot


Nov 20
// Ben Huber
Alot of people like Macross Frontier. And alot of people like the characters in it. Ranka? Sure, cute. Sheryl? Okay, she's not bad. Klan Klan? Heck, I wouldn't pass her up. But most people miss the real point. The honest-to-g...
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Confession 9: Sheryl Nome


Nov 20
// Jon Snyder
Hey! Hey Sheryl!I haven't seen you in a while! How have you been?It's been so long since we last talked, Sheryl. What have you been up to? Had your panties stolen by any Vajra larva recently?*SMACK*OUCH! Okay, okay, I shouldn...
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Confession 8: Drossel von Flugel


Nov 16
// Jon Snyder
Hey there, Drossel! Do you have a moment? I have something I'd like to talk to you about. Hmm, what's that? How did I get inside your mansion? Well, to be honest, your security system kind of sucks... but that's not important...

Confession 7: Cafe

Nov 11 // Karen Mead
Cafe, I can't tell you how much I admire you for breaking up the constant arguments between Vanilla and Chocolat; it must be quite a strain, but you bear it so gracefully. I'll bet you take care of that vulnerable little Caramel as well, don't you? It seems like something you would do. Of course, all I've really seen you do so far is introduce yourself and break up one fight between your fellow Sweets Spirits, but your grace in that one instance was nearly palpable. Oh, and there was that one time you waved your spoon and produced a bunch of cakes, but I'm not sure if you made those, or if you just transported them from the kitchen or something. You have truly mysterious powers.  I was drinking coffee when you were introduced on YP, and that's when I knew it was meant to be. Of course, I tend to be drinking coffee whenever I'm watching anime, but it was still serendipitous, I think. Just imagine the things we could do together! You could fly around my head while I drink coffee, taking a sip from the same mug when it suits you *blush*, or perhaps I'll just fill a bucket with French Roast, and you can take a delightful swim. I suppose I could spike the coffee with some Bailey's Irish Cream and see if I could get you to take off your little waistcoat, but what am I saying? It's not like that, really. What I feel for you is a platonic love, the love of two coffee drinkers in a world where people think that drinking Coke is somehow okay. Now, should you want me to hold you close and inhale your heavenly aroma-- I bet you smell like hazelnuts- well, I suppose I could be persuaded. But I think what we have is is deeper than that, you know?Is the world ready for love between a human and a Sweet Spirit the size of a small cookie? Who knows, but I can't wait to find out more about you, assuming that you ever get more than three minutes of screen time.  I especially can't wait to find out whether or not you'll fit in my lipstick case. I just bet you will; I have a sixth sense about these things.
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Not counting OPs and EDs, little Cafe has only appeared in one episode: Yumeiro Patissiere episode 6. Some would say that I'm moving too fast; that maybe I should wait until he's spoken more than three lines in his entire ani...

Confession 6: Sebastian Michaelis

Nov 05 // Colette Bennett
Sebastian Michaelis, I love you.Brad prefers a lady like Kagami, and I can understand why -- she is rather appealing in her own lovely way. However, I steer clear of the awkward types. I like the smooth moves and the cloaked past which may or may not hold the secret that you are actually a one thousand year old demon. Well, that would explain how you always manage to do everything on time and with such perfection. Oh, you want me to keep that demon stuff a secret. I get it. No problem -- I'll do whatever you say. Especially if you ask like THAT. Oh, you play the violin as well? Expertly, you say? Not a shock, somehow. You know every Bach violin solo ever created? Oh, you were friends with Bach? Wait ... how old are you? Oh, dear. Is this your way of distracting me from getting an answer to that last question? I forgot the question. Want to take my gloves off with your teeth too? Let's have some tea after this scintillating striptease. You look so ... unflustered. As if you didn't just rip off parts of my clothing with your teeth mere moments ago. Somehow you also brewed the tea simultaneously. You know, there's something kind of wrong with the whole thing. Like there's something I ought to remember about you ... but what was it again? Oh yeah, hush and forget it. Okay. Can me play me that Bach violin solo again? It's so romantic...
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From the first moment I laid eyes on you,  Sebastian, I was simply enamored. Of course, who wouldn't be -- you're the type of guy who seems to be SO together. I mean, that Ciel is such a bother, always being kind of a sn...

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Confession 5: Hiiragi Kagami


Oct 21
// Brad Rice
You think Dale and Colette had the market cornered on confessing their love? Think again.Hey, Kagami? I don't mean to be troublesome, but would you mind helping me out with some of this homework? I mean, it's not like you've ...
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Confession 4: Matsuda Shota


Oct 06
// Colette Bennett
Matsuda Shota, I love you. Oh, you thought I was already seeing somebody? Well, you see, Mizushima Hiro and I have been chatting, and while I think he might like me ( I mean, what man in his right mind wouldn't fall prey to m...
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Confession 3: Mizushima Hiro


Aug 26
// Colette Bennett
You think the Confessions feature ended with Dale North and his lengthy list of gorgeous Japanese ladies? Think again. I return with an all new edition of Confessions-- this one aimed at the gentlemen who are trained by Johnn...
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Confession 2: Misaki Ito, daisuki!


Oct 06
// Dale North
Confessing to the one you love is an important first step. It can either kick off a relationship of mutual love or shut your one-sided love down, telling you to move on. And what better forum to confess your love than in fron...
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Confession 1: Leah Dizon, I L O V E U <3


Sep 05
// Dale North
Confessing to the one you love is an important first step. It can either kick off a relationship of mutual love or shut your one-sided love down, telling you to move on. And what better forum to confess your love than in fro...

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