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Alright everyone, it's time for Shonen Showdown, the weekly fighting manga and anime recap that gets it, OK, we know about the whole duality thing in Naruto's themes. Gaawhhhd.
Anyway, we've got it all for you this fine evening, including the latest from Naruto, Hunter x Hunter, One Piece and Bleach! Catch it all below after you read the latest round of First Impressions from all the new Spring anime series!
Well, this is it. This...is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Of course, I'm utterly wrong on this one, factually speaking. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure started with Phantom Blood, way back in 1987, after all, as a manga.
Then again, I'm also utterly right, because for a goodly number of folks, Stardust Crusaders IS JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There's a reason Jotaro is the biggest guy on the cover of All Star Battle, and not Jonathan, Joseph, Josuke, Jolyne, Giorno, or Other Josuke.
Since we're in the middle of that weird season-opener grace period where most of the previous season's shows have ended, but all the new shows are still in First Impressions territory, the only episodes eligible for the roundup this week are Yowapeda 25 and Tonari no Seki-kun 14. This means that this installment of Annotated Anime is all mine, a prospect which excites me so much that I actually bothered to look up how to spell the word "eligible."
In all seriousness, we're still working out behind the scenes which shows are destined for the roundup and which ones will be getting the solo treatment, so as of right now, no one knows what this feature will contain next week. It could be athletes, could be giant robots, could be schoolgirl assassins, it's all up for grabs; the future is, as of yet, unwritten. I'm getting chills.
And if you're looking to get our at the real new shows of Spring and the last word on winter's leavings, check out our First Impressions and Final Impressions, going up throughout the week!
Happy Monday, folks! It's time to get focused on fighting off the banality of the week with Shonen Showdown, the weekly recap that's using the title bar to conveniently censor the werewolf above! Don't look! It's a....compromising position.
Where we don't compromise, however, is on the hottest new chapters of Naruto, Bleach, and Hunter x Hunter, with a side order of PreCure to boot! Get on below to get all that into your system!
It's time everyone! Time..for shopping! We present Annotated Anime, the premier choice for well-to-do denizens of the Nine Hells, brought to you by the Gold Devil Express, European Hell's official credit solution!
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Today's complement of exclusive offers for discerning mortals includes the latest recaps from Yowapeda, Tonari no Seki-kun, Saki: The Nationals, and a double header of Hozuki no Reitetsu! Get your comment cards ready to swipe!
It's been a few days and I still can't quite get over just how bad the animation in this episode was. Really, "bad" isn't quite accurate, because scenes have to actually exist before they can even qualify as badly animated; what this episode really is, is shockingly unfinished. Sound effects are forced to do the brunt of the work in telling the story while the camera frequently stays trained on still shots of characters' faces, entire sequences seem to be missing, and even the sequences that are animated are poorly composed. We're encroaching on Kill La Kill-levels of using animation so limited that it borders on a motion comic -- except at least with Kill La Kill, you can tell they planned it that way from the beginning. Whatever plan existed for this episode, it clearly went awry.
You know, I feel like I should have be having fun snarking about how awful this episode looks, but the truth is that it's honestly just sad. Remember the nigh-theatrical quality animation from the first episode? How in God's name did we get from that to this? What the hell happened in the studio that could cause this deep a dive in quality, and during the story's climax no less?
Hello everyone and welcome to the Annotated Anime Roundup, your weekly dose of hot short-form recaps! With the party over we were told we didn't have to go home (but we couldn't stay there), and so we decided to watch the latest from Nisekoi, Sakura Trick, Pupa, Saki: The Nationals, Engaged to the Unidentified, Yowapeda, Tonari no Seki-kun, Oneechan ga Kita, and World Conquest Zvezda Plot!
I guess that means that our party was still going, after all! Awww, yeah.
It's time now for Shonen Showdown, the recap that doesn't want your pity or your mourning, for it is doing what it was always meant to do...recap battle anime and manga, and recap it hard.
We've got a full house today with the latest offerings from our talented fighter-writers, with the latest recaps of Naruto, Hunter x Hunter, Bleach and One Piece! Get on below and commemorate the loss of a man among men, Might Guy!
Hello and welcome to the Annotated Anime Recap, your weekly roundup of hot Japanese cartoons! We got delayed today because we simply couldn't dictate our recaps. A rabbit had taken our tongue! That's what we get for thinking Japanese hell would be a fun place to spend the weekend, I guess.
This week we've got the full crowd packed in, with the latest from Hozuki no Reitetsu, Sakura Trick, World Conquest Zvezda Plot, Saki: the Nationals, Yowapeda, Tonari no Seki-kun, Pupa, Onee-chan ga Kita, and Engaged to the Unidentified!
According to this episode, the police have the power to accuse you of any ridiculous crime they can possibly think of, regardless of a complete lack of evidence, and can also search your property (without a warrant) in an attempt to produce evidence that doesn't exist and wouldn't excuse the search even if it did. We've turned a corner; no longer are the legal actions in Wizard Barristers merely inconsistent and illogical, but now they've started to discard the very notion of causality. It's kind of glorious, in a way.
"Why are you arresting me?"
"Because chocolate pie."
"Wait, what? How does that make sense?"
"You have the right to remain silent...actually, you don't. You are legally required to recite as much dialogue from the award-winning film Two Guns as you can remember off the top of your head until you say something that sounds vaguely incriminating. That will serve as your confession."
"But I never even SAW that-"
"Well then, it's the electric chair for you, movie snob!"