Hey Master!

I've been training my liver for the past 6 months for a local drinking competition that's taking place at the end of the month, but lately I've been worried that the guy next door (he won last year) is going to assassinate me before I can win this years competition! Do you know any way that I can survive until the 31st?

- Paranoid Neighbour

There is only one way to prepare against an opponent who will bring themselves down to the level of using such underhanded tactics: kill them before they can kill you.

I warn you: they are likely preparing for this eventuality, and so you mus use the utmost care in planning your assassination on this man. The best thing you can do is invite him over to your house. That way, he will be out of his element. You have options such as lacing his food/drink with a poison, as that won't force you to clean out any blood stains. Strangulation is also an option, but since you seem like the type who can't take this man in direct combat, physical efforts are not your best bet.

Alternatively, you can hire the great Master Asia as your bodyguard/butler/housekeeper/friend simply bygiving me a place to live, food to eat, and a spot to use as a bathroom. Trust me, this Advicemaster Asia gig doesn't pay much.

Master Asia. hey, Master Asia!

Do you have any smoked cheese?

-Churuya-san

Smoked cheese? Smoked cheese? You dare waste my time with a question like that? Do you realize how much damage you are doing to the earth by attempting to make smoked cheese? You are simply part of the problem, sitting around, playing games, and eating your damned smoked cheese!

Master Asia. Hey, Master Asia!

What is it?

Nyoro~n.

You will be my first target when my plans of revenge are set into motion.

Master Asia,

What will become of the Odaiba Gundam?

-Curious bystander

Ahahahaha....hahahahahahaha! Don't you see? The dismantling of the Odaiba Gundam is all a part of That Great Man's plan! Didn't you realize, the Odaiba Gundam is simply the Dark Gundam in a new form -- it still has the three great theoretical abilities of the Dark Gundam, but is now in a much more agile form. You will soon feel the fruits of your destruction of the Earth!

I've waited for thirty years for this to happen. I have been there at every turn, gently guiding the destiny of the Gundam franchise so that this moment, this event could happen! And now you shall all pay for your raping and pillaging of the Earth!