Undefeated of the East!

I consider myself to be a pretty hot-blooded guy, but even I suffer from times when my blood runs merely uncomfortably warm instead of boiling hot! What do you do when you need to get your blood to burn even hotter than it already does?

-"Lukewarm Blooded"

I man the fuck up.

Hey, Master Asia!

I'm considering growing facial hair. Which kind would make me look the most awesome?

-"Whiskers"

This here is the military, "Whiskers." Your facial hair represents your commitment to the cause. Have you killed a man? Looked in his eyes as you turned the knife in his gut? What were those last words that escaped his breath? Until you have, don't come talking to me about facial hair.

Master Asia!

I would like to train in the martial arts! Is there a particular style that you would recommend?

-"Grasshopper"

We here in the AEUG teach a variety of CQC techniques, and Master Asia does come in to train cadets in the way of the School of Master Asia from time to time. Since you will be spending most of your time piloting Mobile Suits, there is not a great need to learn a style in depth.

Spend that time practicing your aiming, instead. That, and remember those who have died alongside you in battle.

like, omg master asia!!! =D

I'm like, toootally in love with Eddy from Twilight! but like, he never looks at me only at that slut Bella! but everybody knows I'M the 1 for him! what should I do so he loves me and only me 4ever and ever and ever so we can marry and have 6 veautiful children who'll all be like, popular and kewl stuff!! what, what should I do?? write me asap ok thx lololol

-delusional fangirl

Get a hold of yourself, woman. We're in the middle of a war, and vampires are our enemy. You're either with us or them. And if you're with them, I won't hesitate to shoot. 

Hey Master!

If sticks and stones can break my bones, how come words will never hurt me?

I mean, if I'm fragile enough to have my bones broken by sticks and stones, what's to stop words from causing an aneurysm or a pancreatic rupture?

And how do you make smoked cheese?

-Chu Ru Ya-san

Words will hurt you, because I speak with my fists. Do not be fooled by what those childish phrases tell you. Just look at Kamille Bidan -- pointing out the fact that his name sounds like a girl's name sends him into a rage. He should have just manned up and introduced himself as something other than Kamille.

The process for making smoked cheese is a military secret. If you attempt to discover that information for yourself, I will promptly jettison you from the Argama.

We anti-spirals were once a spiral race like yourselves. But when we learned that the evolution of spiral power would lead to the destruction of the universe, we annihilated all those who possessed the power of the spiral,  and drove the few surviving lifeforms to the far corners of the universe. We halted our own evolution and locked ourselves away in this pocket universe. On our homeward, we sealed away our bodies and any possibility of evolution.  This ugly form is the symbol of our determination!

Foolish creatures who are drunk on your spiral power, do you possess the resolve to go to such lengths? We were prepared to defend the universe, by defeating our former fellow spirals and halting our bodies' evolution. Do you possess resolve that is on par with ours?

-The Anti-Sprials

EVERYONE, TAKE YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! QUICK, DEPLOY QUATTRO IN THE HYAKU SHIKI! GET KAMILLE AND AMURO OUT THERE IN THEIR SUITS TOO! TAKE EVASIVE MANEUVERS AND SEND OUT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL!