Not to be a pessimist, but the Hentai panel (I.E. Japanator's Porn-mas) was better last year. Last year was almost entirely improvisational, and supported but our audiences collaborative effort to see naked animated women.
A rundown of our problems and playlist after the jump.
NSFW Warning: A bunch of videos, most really hot... but if you don't want your friends/family/bosses reading about raping people for their own good, or gaining super powers from having threesomes... you might want to just read at home later.
So, Len was sloshed (which takes like two drinks) and I was in this rock'n shredded wedding dress. That was how the panel started. Screw all the stuff about people "actually" watching the door, the only staffers we saw at this panel were on the inside, making dirty comments.
Gia and Redzie showed up eventually, dressed as their alter identities, skanky french maid and robotic sex toy. I'll just leave it be that we had technical issues. The mic worked, the projector displayed, but no projector audio was being projected. I don't know about you all, but porn without the audio is like cake sans icing. Eventually (and I stress eventually) a makeshift computer speaker-thing was created and the porn was pumping.
Although, my final pre-show grievance was that Gia is a jerk-ette. I specifically agreed to do the Wedding dress because we were supposed to do a Spaceball's cosplay set. Originally I was supposed to be Lonestar, and she was gonna be the Princess, but in the heat of the moment I figured that Lonestar was a dweeb, and I'd rather wear the dress (mostly for Sigue's benefit.)
That said, imagine my surprise when Gia came down as a French maid. While I can't complain, it totally ruined whatever plausible reason I had for wearing dress. Now I just looked like a pervert.
Nothing beats the classics. This gem with nostalgically bad animation details a hero for the modern age, Rapeman. Giving women the justice they deserve, like with spider venom, he rapes the "skank" right out of them. Big plus, he looks like Ryu from Ninja Gaiden and throws handcuffs like shurikens.
Basic set up, boy really wants to do girl, girl is all squishy for him, but she keeps trying to make him wait till marriage (what a jerk!). In a plot device not too unlike Sailor Moon, this demon kid goes around tentacle raping random women looking for "something," and turns whomever he rapes into mindless demon. A chibi little angel intercedes on the behalf of the couple's maidenhead, and then forces them to have sex anyway. But, but, its okay... because she's an angel, and it gives the prude woman special magical sex powers. None of these keep her from being tentacle raped later though.
Look, I don't want to insult anyone's feelings, but this hentai was balls. It was gorgeously animated, that is to say it was as much as 24 minutes of violent stomach streching rape hentai gets. The only bright spot was that Len hadn't given up on shouting out random sex statements. Soooo, while many people were walking out of the room, Len was half heartedly shouting "Yeah, she'll feel that in the morning!"
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