Here is another crazy mod for the original Mario Brothers, I have no idea what its name is, or where you can find it (but I’m sure one of you do) so I’m no help there; but I do know it plays that Transformer jingle every time Mario dies. There are no hidden traps this time, but a hoard of goombas that can somehow shoot little-white Contra bullets at Mario; even the bullets fire bullets! This is madness! No, this is definitely the MUSHROOM KINGDOM! (w/ bullets)

This game isn’t very long though, and can be beaten within five minutes, or ten minutes for any ‘normal’ person. I love these mods, in fact I’m kind of pissed that they exist now, rather than when I was nothing more than a young mischievous lad. I can only picture the look on my little fat face when I step out of the time machine and show him this brilliant idea on my IPhone 8Gs; though I think the IPhone would shock him more. Any who, make more Japan!