We all know that America's anime convention season is coming up, and unless you're a noob you already know that there are some real freaks that attend these events. Protect yourself and your ass...ets with this cute bear security whistle.

Tokyomango links us up with their wonderfully named blog post Rape Whistle for Kids. Strapya has several of these animal-shaped security whistle/flashlight phone straps available for about $8 USD. They look cute and harmless, but they can blast out a 180 decibel tweet when used. That's perfect for chasing off an attacker or stalker, and it's sure to run off that creepy guy with the 300mm lens on his SLR camera.

Doesn't Kuma-san the Rape Whistle sound like some kind of anime series?