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Attention Japanator: kick this man in the groin at Ikkicon!


10:46 PM on 02.05.2009
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Trust me, you will be doing the right thing since this 40-year-old man named James Reimer was last seen with a 14-year-old girl named Deborah Fourzan, who was reported missing Monday morning. KVUE television station in Texas states that the two are going on an anime con tour de force on their way to California, with their first stop at Ikkicon this weekend. James was a friend of the family and had constant contact with Deborah before this, sending her dirty messages and the like. Though it is unknown at this time whether she replied back with her own scandalous texts.

Right now sources say Deborah looks like a goth, so black hair is what you should be looking for at this moment; though she was originally blonde.  James Reimer looks like a fat otaku, which should perfectly camouflage him into the convention's populace. Authorities advise anyone who sees them to not approach them, but to contact the police. Japanator advises you to kick him in the groin, and then call the police. We must find her Japanator; we shall not let him tarnish the name of the otaku!

[Via ANN]

 

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Awesome, I'll be dressed as Kenshiro so I'll be sure to Hokuto Shin Ken this guy's ass into the ground.
you're supposed to say: "Don't worry, he's already dead"
Aww but if he's already dead how can he get sent to prison where he can get Giga-Drilled by a someone named "Bubba".
Len, I'll be saying that tomorrow.
Its gonna be a terrible weekend at Ikkicon for white, overweight otaku with beards and long hair.
@Red Z.

So you mean it'll be a terrible weekend for everyone? :P

If they somehow manage to make it to California, I'll be sure to keep an eye out.

Also, speaking of eyes, that guy's are really close together.
@Hamblasto

Good, Im not the only person who noticed that.
Not that I find this issue funny, but I find it hilarious you mention protecting the name of otaku when this is right after a condom article...
@Heero

Len told me about his post right about when I was about to set the condom article live. I kinda thought it was kinda off too but still...
It would've been even better had you posted that AFTER this one......
You're right GodLen, *pumps fist* for the sake of Otaku!!

I wanna be updated on this........
Jeez, that's just messed up. I'm not going to any cons for a while, but if he manages to make it to California and I see a fat white otaku with long hair walking around, I'll be sure to report something.

While this topic isn't something to joke about, I have this hilarious image in my head of dozens of fat white otaku with long hair and beards getting arrested by the police all weekend because they can't tell them apart...
He's already dead.
s'alright if I Goldion Hammer him?
Oy. Conventions in Austin have been shut down and kicked out of hotel after hotel for bad behavior already. Ushicon stopped happening because of that, and Ikkicon started out tiiiiny just a couple years ago.

I hate hobotaku in bookstores,fangirls,and this guy for giving us anime fans all a bad name.
this guy has no peripheral vision
@Nihon Freak: Amen buddy, Amen.

I swear if another hobotaku is sitting in the aisle blocking me from being able to browse one more time... god help them.
futae no kiwami!
I _almost_ went to Ikkicon. Still, I live further down in Texas, so I'll be able to Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Ouki Ama Kakeru Ryu No Hirameki his brains out.
Let's not forget the fact that this fat, long-haired bearded guy will be accompanied by a 14-year old goth-wannabe girl.

That should round things up a bit, heheh.
God Len:
If any fat innocent guy is attacked in that convention you'll be entirely responsible. If I were you I'd remove this post right now.

Suggesting people to attack other people is a shame in a democracy.

I am sincerely dissapointed and I do believe that posts like yours aren't helping us, the otakus, more than that fat son of a bitch you ask us to kick.
Whoever kicks him in the ballz needs to be dressed as a GAR character.. for the added effect of manliness (may i suggest Kamina)
[quote]God Len:
If any fat innocent guy is attacked in that convention you'll be entirely responsible. If I were you I'd remove this post right now.

Suggesting people to attack other people is a shame in a democracy.

I am sincerely dissapointed and I do believe that posts like yours aren't helping us, the otakus, more than that fat son of a bitch you ask us to kick.[/quote]

um wut? If anyone is stupid enough to attack some guy because he looks like he MIGHT be this creep it's their own fault.
@Porcellino

Do you take everything on the internet seriously?
@ Porcellino
I'm not sure how the word "democracy" even applies here.

Anyway, this guy doesn't look like an anime fan at all to me. He DOES look like a pedophile though. He probably is just that, I mean, if you're serious about being an otaku you'd normally quit 3D entirely, so there'd be no need to hit on 14-year old goth-wannabees.
Whoever kicks this guy in the balls, should be dressed as the pedophile guy with the crossbow from the elfen lied manga. Put the fear of irony in him.
....

Omae wa mo shindeiru.....
is that the girl thats supposed to be 14? I feel sorry for her because she could easily be 21 if she told people... maybe her height and figure would give it away, but her face has not aged well.
I have to agree with everyone so far. The whole nation is going through some what of a recession as of late. The anime industry is no acception. Look at it this way, how many titles were being released by ADV Films in any given month? With all of those titles being presented and not all of them not always getting a huge return on their investments, this was bound to happen at some point. I don't think they will go out of business, but I think in a couple of months you will see a little but less titles, but ones what have proven to perform. I do have to say though, most of my collection has come from ADV films. I really like how they do box sets for their titles. Their boxes are usually of the highest quality. : )

JN0-201 l JN0-331 l testking exams l PMI-001
14 is old enough, grow some balls you little nerds - its the age of consent in Italy, Germany, Portugal and Spain.

Look at that picture of the girl, shes a cutie, well worth the risk for that ugly pig.

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