The above video is Not Safe For Work. 

We're still going through our upgrade and redesign, and we appreciate you hanging in there. It's already looking pretty good, right? In the end, it's going to be better than a naked guy dancing about with a horse head on while preparing and eventually eating posionous mushrooms. Yeah, that's right -- I'm that confident about it.

People call this disturbing, but it pulls at my otaku heartstrings. Everything from the Izumi (He is My Master) pillowcase to the "Dancing Mad" (Final Fantasy VI) soundtrack is right up my alley, and the tribal-ish dancing is spot on. I will say that the "Thriller" cock flop took me by surprise, though.

Enjoy. We'll get this place cleaned up right quick.