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Where apparently Nevada and Arizona formed together to create Desertland. Kentucky then annexed West Virginia after participating in a four-way land grab over Indiana and Ohio with my home state of Illinois, Michigan and Pennsylvania, which itself apparently also took over New Jersey, New York City, Long Island, and Connecticut.

Also, apparently some catastrophe destroyed cape Cod and reduced Rhode Island to actual islands.

Seriously, what is up with that Midwest? Bones, you can do better than that.


It is interesting to note that Mexico and Canada are actually relatively well proportioned except for that the Mexican states of Coahuila and Durango are fused.



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Of course us Penn-heads annexed Jersey and NYC. That's what you get for all those "sixth borough" jabs over the years. All hail the United State of Cheesesteak.

(The Jersey thing was strictly Mafia, btw.)
More like Jersey took over PA.
What I want to know is why either of them would want Cleavland and Detroit.
@lyleforce: All hail the United States of Cheesesteak!...But what do you mean, "sixth borough"?

@Brad Rice: BullSHIT, they did! You wanna go, mofo? I'ma bring da PAIN!! (Grr.)

Yeah, that's right. Now you go home and get your frickin' shinebox!
Wow, the Midwest got all jacked up: for some reason Illinois overtook Indiana from Terre Haute to Evansville, and Indiana and Michigan joined into the Michiana Alliance.
Looks like West Virginia couldn't handle the pressure alone, so they had to join up with Kentucky.

Oh man, I'm already excited at the prospect of these interstate conflicts!!!

"What I want to know is why either of them would want Cleavland and Detroit."
To lay claim to the Twin Towers of Crap?
East coast arguments... indecipherable.
I seriously need to know how this happened. It's just baffling, especially since a good majority of the map is actually kinda decent, but then you get into the Midwest and it's like some kind of treaty rewrote the entire U.S. geography after the civil war or something.
@Marlin
My guess is that the Native Americans finally started taking some of their shit back.
@Marlin
My guess is that the Native Americans finally started taking some of their shit back.

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