I finally realized what my true calling is within in this dimension, and that is to become the world’s greatest Valentine’s Day cards artisan. I don’t know how I came to this conclusion, since back in the day they never really mattered. I got an empty cereal box of cards from classmates who never loved me, and went home and played Nintendo. One day I came to the conclusion that once again otaku get nothing more than the back of the hand when it comes to Valentine’s Day. We don’t care about your Lost Valentine’s Day cards, or your Wolverine Valentine’s Day cards, we care about things we can relate to; like hardcore yuri and giant robots.

So here I am, throwing away my Valentine’s Day to create some Valentine’s Day masterpieces. So if you are reading this Hallmark, I’m ready when you are!