Confessing to the one you love is an important first step. It can either kick off a relationship of mutual love or shut your one-sided love down, telling you to move on. And what better forum to confess your love than in front of the whole J-blogocube. And, if you think about it, going about it this way, my sad love letter may some day make it back to my loved one. I mean, hell, Kanye West reads this blog. Why not other celebs?
Misaki Ito, I love you.
You're a tall, graceful, and beautiful Japanese actress and model. Some would say that you're out of my league, but I know you'll see things my way after you see what we have in common!
You rule my television, Misaki-chan. It wasn't by choice, though. Sure, you're the Asahi beer girl from back in the day, but you're more than that to me. I've always been watching Japanese television, but it wasn't until your appearance in the 2002 drama Gokusen that I... well, I fell in love. I've been watching you ever since. No, not that kind of sicko watching -- not like a stalker. Just viewing... well, that sounded wrong, too. You're on TV and you're pretty!
No offense to Train Man, but you could do so much better, Misaki-chan. You were great in Densha Otoko; it's just that you were just with the wrong otoko. I'd fight for you any day. Hell, I'd even fight people that weren't harassing you -- like innocent bystanders. Command me and I'll brawl! And I already dress better than him.
I'm watching Edison no Haha now. The show is silly, but you're beautiful in it. And Yama Onna Kabe Onna? Yama Onna had nothing on you, Misaki.
Hit the jump to see what we have in common.
Just like you, I'm totally connected to my mobile phone. I also sleep with it and brush my teeth with it. It just seems that yours is better than mine. Call me on it!
I don't normally like coffee, but I like the Nescafe bottled drinks. If we shared one, we could indirectly kiss!
I fall asleep at my computer, too. But never when you're on it.
It looks like we're both fans of stupidly large sandwiches. We can go get one, but I'll let you eat the oozing one.
I haven't decided if your hand movement and pose here is freaking me out or turning me on yet. I think the fact that I keep watching it means it's leaning toward the latter.
Wait, there are two of you? Tell me this is not computer magic.
Finally, don't get ahead of me, Misaki-chan. It seems you've been working with another girl I'm planning on confessing to
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