You think the Confessions feature ended with Dale North and his lengthy list of gorgeous Japanese ladies? Think again. I return with an all new edition of Confessions-- this one aimed at the gentlemen who are trained by Johnny's & Associates to make my heart throb. And even possibly a few who learned how to do so all on their own, without any outside help!
Mizushima Hiro, I love you.
Sure, I know you're married. But the best part about your recent marriage to Ayaka is that you went through with it even AFTER having discovered that she had Graves' disease. Not so sexy, but you went through with it -- somehow making you more dashing than ever. Rather than douse the flames of my heart with your wedding vows, you fanned them -- and it only got more intense after that. What a gentleman!
You're kind of a newbie to the drama scene, only having showed up in 2005 when you debuted in Gokusen 2. But what a busy four years its been since then! You especially stole my heart in your role as Shibata Rihito in Mei-Chan No Shitsuji, because I knew you could be just as dashing in real life. And I also know you could have a real English conversation with me thanks to all those years you lived in Switzerland. Swoon!
Of course, I think Ayaka is awesome. And I think the fact you married her despite those oh-so unattractive circumstances makes it all the better. Still and all, I think you'd be infinitely better off as my butler. In fact, I can even explain the reasons why, if you'll follow me past this jump here!
I know I mentioned that you can speak English and all, but lord, you can really speak English! Not even a trace of your Japanese accent! The fact that we speak the same language (even if it's your second) opens up the doors of communication, meaning we can speak the language of love to each other.
There it is: more impeccable English. However, the more important thing to note here you are also in Kamen Rider. This instantly elevates you from human to godlike. Of course I want to marry you! You have Tokusatsu status!
I love chocolate too, Hiro. God, we really are made for each other. I wonder what our babies will look like?
Any man who looks good eating an oozing cream puff is really quite a man indeed. Even the part where you get the cream on your face. Especially that part, actually.
Are you boxing in a ... silver lame track suit? Wait a second ... did you just make that look GOOD? Jesus Christ, take me now.
Finally .. the clincher. I saw the way you looked at that American woman just now. YOU LIKE WHITE GIRLS. I knew it! It was almost as if it was you and me, looking across at each other in a crowded room and having a moment where we both envisioned our romance-laden future together, complete with a white picket fence and puppies. Yeah. That's definitely it. Anyway, I'll be waiting. Feel free to move in anytime.
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