Matsuda Shota, I love you.
Oh, you thought I was already seeing somebody? Well, you see, Mizushima Hiro and I have been chatting, and while I think he might like me ( I mean, what man in his right mind wouldn't fall prey to my devices), he hasn't made any moves yet. It's a passive-aggressive thing, this whole Japanese dating business (I'm sure you know what I mean). So I figure, until he falls madly in love with me, I'm still free to have fun, right?
In that case, I think I'll begin by opening my heart to the next man in line who's free to claim it as his own if he so wishes: you. I know you're kind of the calm and collected type, so you may not show me that you're excited about this yet. It's okay-- I'm patient. I'll let you think about it while I extoll the list of reasons why you should let me take your clothes off.
Okay, so maybe your English is a little limited compared to Hiro's. However, you obviously have a desire to learn. Besides, look at that smile after you proudly uttered that one sentence. That half Korean/half Japanese background is definitely showing. What I mean by that is: I think you likely want to communicate with me because you can utter seven words in English.
Since I judge a man by his dramas, let's see what you were in. Oh yes, that little under-the-radar show called
Hana Yori Dango. I guess I've heard of that. No seriously, you were excellent as the highbrow, ocha-obsessed Soujiro. I'll admit I first noticed you there. And then I thought, I wonder what he might do next. Other than take your clothes off for a magazine shoot, which I fully expected you to do since you knew I was watching (
and I wasn't disappointed).
Then you did
Liar Game, another really solid drama. Alongside the gorgeous Erika Toda, no less. I admit, at this point I was starting to genuinely spend time thinking about what our babies would look like. Arresting eyes and pale skin? Oh yeah, that sounds pretty hot. That's far into the future, though. We have years of brain-blowing sex to catch up on first.
I really was thrilled when you used this CM as a way to send me a secret message that you were interested in being more than friends. I mean, that smile and laugh ... what else could it mean? I get it.
Oh dear, both my new love and Dale's main squeeze,
Misaki Ito, in one commercial! I'd be jealous but I know there's no need, since you're merely looking at me and imagining I'm her. Well, it's on. Let's throw caution to the wind and go on our first date.
...you came dressed for our date wearing a suit, striped socks, earrings and a vest, yet somehow you still look totally handsome and fashionable. Well, I have to admit few men could pull that off, not to mention managing to still look hot while standing next to
Haruma Miura. I think that's my queue to turn out the lights and make my way over to join you. I wonder if any of those perversions you've shown off in your dramas might be true in real life ...
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