Cafe, I can't tell you how much I admire you for breaking up the constant arguments between Vanilla and Chocolat; it must be quite a strain, but you bear it so gracefully. I'll bet you take care of that vulnerable little Caramel as well, don't you? It seems like something you would do.

Of course, all I've really seen you do so far is introduce yourself and break up one fight between your fellow Sweets Spirits, but your grace in that one instance was nearly palpable. Oh, and there was that one time you waved your spoon and produced a bunch of cakes, but I'm not sure if you made those, or if you just transported them from the kitchen or something. You have truly mysterious powers.

I was drinking coffee when you were introduced on YP, and that's when I knew it was meant to be. Of course, I tend to be drinking coffee whenever I'm watching anime, but it was still serendipitous, I think. Just imagine the things we could do together!

You could fly around my head while I drink coffee, taking a sip from the same mug when it suits you *blush*, or perhaps I'll just fill a bucket with French Roast, and you can take a delightful swim. I suppose I could spike the coffee with some Bailey's Irish Cream and see if I could get you to take off your little waistcoat, but what am I saying? It's not like that, really. What I feel for you is a platonic love, the love of two coffee drinkers in a world where people think that drinking Coke is somehow okay.

Now, should you want me to hold you close and inhale your heavenly aroma-- I bet you smell like hazelnuts- well, I suppose I could be persuaded. But I think what we have is is deeper than that, you know?

Is the world ready for love between a human and a Sweet Spirit the size of a small cookie? Who knows, but I can't wait to find out more about you, assuming that you ever get more than three minutes of screen time.  I especially can't wait to find out whether or not you'll fit in my lipstick case. I just bet you will; I have a sixth sense about these things.