Hello.
We hope that We are not intruding upon your Day of Men, but We thought the moment opportune to engage in what you Spirals call a "confess-ion."
We hereby submit Our confess-ion to one Spiral in particular, the one who leads the Great Gurren Brigade.
No, not that one, the one with star-shaped shade-glasses. Yes, him.
We, the Anti-Spiral, express great fondness for the Spiral known as Simon.

Like you, We were once of the Spiral. Seeking to save the universe, We suppressed countless Spiral civilizations, believed We had the might to see the task through, to make sure that the Spiral Nemesis could never threaten creation. We were mistaken.

In Our arrogance, We did not realize that We were just shrinking away in fear of the Spiral Nemesis. The "solutions" we used were those of cowards who refused to face their enemies threat head-on. This epiphany came only as We fell before you in defeat.
You have shown Us the way, Simon. The drill that was your resolve broke through the barrier of hubris that We had erected to shield Us from the truth.Thus, We give you both the duty to protect the universe, and our circulatory core heart.

We thank you for taking care of the Irregular Nia, and apologize for any pain caused when she rejected your proposal. The concept of marriage and eternal union faded from Our minds when We halted Our evolutionary processes.
We had not forgotten everything with regards to human urges, however, as We are responsible for the following historical record:
You are welcome.