Kuroha Diana Shiratori from East of Eden. Would be a horrible friend cause I like my penis.

Erm Eden of the East.

Tsuruya because she drugged her friend/is annoying as sin

i'd have to go with bo-bo-bo-boo if not for the sheir physical and mental abuse he inflicts on his friends, especially that creepy blue dude -_-

probably gendou from evangelion, lol

I guess I should have stated that was Tsuruya from Haruhi, since there might be another annoying Tsuruya that drugs their friends.

Another would be Kemeko from Kemeko DX...because of well...everything that happens in Kemeko DX

Haruhi Suzumiya.

I'd have to deal with her freeloading off my stuff, dragging me around and crushing my masculinity. She'd make me pay for her lunch everyday, and yet still fully expect me to do everything she tells me to. If for some reason we were doing homework together or something similar, she'd probably just finish up real fast and start declaring her superiority over me. And on top of that, I'd be dragged into life-threatening situations on a regular basis, and I don't know people with supernatural powers to help me get out of those.

The worst part is that no matter how much bullshit I would go through, I would have to keep her happy so that the world doesn't end on me. No matter how much I would hate or despise or just be entirely fed up with her, I would have to keep her happy and stay friends with her, lest the world be destroyed.

Worst. Friend. Ever.

Anybody from Higurashi...they'll kill you

Mikako Satsukitane from Sora no Otoshimono

She took out a life insurance policy on her best friend and watched with a smile as he jumped off of a rooftop. She didn't warn anybody staying over at her house that entering the sacred bath will literally kill you. She monitored her friends as they were stuck on a desert island for days without rescuing them.

She does know some good connections though....so that could be worth the punishment for some masochists.

The Seven Heroes of Ubel Blatt. Turning tail and running during a mission and then killing their comrades after they succeeded the mission, lands in the worst friends ever column right?

Rivalz from Code Geass.

Not even Rivalz wants to be Rivalz.

Koji Haruta from Toradora!.

Toradora!'s seriously my favorite series (I blame Taiga), and this son of a bitch is the one flaw. I dreaded any time he was on screen. Every time he was I just let out a huge "UGH". The voice, the damned voice, the things he said, how he spoke, how goddamn ugly he is-- I'd never want to be around this kid. Ever. Yelling, acting like a jackass, etc. Jesus christ. I'd be shielding my face if anyone was around. Embarrassment.

Matsumoto Rangiku, because who would want to be stuck in the "friend" zone with her? ;_;

Master Asia, because I would never get a girlfriend. How can I compete with such manliness? Even if he rejects the women, they would not settle for me.

Yagami Light. I mean come on, who can really compete with him for shittiest human being to call a friend.

Faye Valentine only because she's a total tease and a con artist meaning you will never get laid by her but you still end up paying for the sex.

Wendy Earhart (R.O.D.) is a sucky friend too. When she's not tripping over herself and spilling coffee on my carpet, she's BURNING DOWN MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF BOOKS while holding me at gunpoint. Jeez Louise woman.

Kenshiro. From Fist of the North Star.

Yea.

Okay look. He's the strongest, sickest, most bad-ass man in the universe. Everyone is DYING to be this guy's friend.

However, if this were true...

1. If you touch him, you explode.
2. If he looks at you, you explode.
3. If he even senses, hears or even smells you, you explode.
4. If your FRIENDS done any of the above, THEY will explode.
5. If your PARENTS done any of the above, THEY will explode. (that actually might be an upside...who knows)
6. If you ask him to beat up some bullies he will make you explode.
7. If you ask him to help you take over the world, the world will explode.
8. He will bang your girlfriend and make her implode.
9. If you watch Fist of the North Star with him, the two Kenshiro's will create a paradox and the entire universe will...explode.
10. And the worse one of all...when he catches you reading Yotsuba (oh, and he will),...I hate to even THINK about it...but he'll...he'll make Yotsuba explode.


And no one wants Yotsuba to explode, do they?

Therefore, Kenshiro is the worst friend.

ever.

imo.



since he made Yotsuba explode.

Shinji from Evangelion because all he does is whine.

Griffith from Berserk. He seriously committed the worst betrayal in the history of friendship.

Asuka from Evangelion. Having to live in a post-apocalyptic world AND try to tolerate her bitchiness and psychological issues on top of all the crap? no thank you.

The worst friend would have to be Friend from 20th Century boys lololol.

But seriously now, Kinoshita Hideyoshi from Baka to Test to Shokanjuu, if only because of the guaranteed raging boner he would give me on an hourly basis...

Inuyasha.

Because I couldn't stand losing to this dude... It would just annoy the hell out of me.

Pacifica Casull from Scrapped Princess, because being her friend means the entire world is out to kill you.

Dokuro Mitsukai from Dokuro-chan. She would always be by your side making you look like a pedophile in public, while smashing your brain to pieces in private. Lose-lose scenario.

Griffith from Berserk

Betrayed the people he had helped inspire to fly. Nobody needs a friend that builds you up only to sacrifice you in a time of despair

Himura Youichi from Eyeshield 21

Carries around heavy weaponry and likes to use it wildy around you. If he does something nice for you, its probably illegal. Carries around a handbook to blackmail anybody that crosses him.

I just wouldn't want a friend that kept popping rounds of bullets off around me.

hmmm this thread is full of win, i might have to think do i reallly want that dvd, well played mana but you havn't won i still got a week of vacation left to fight :)

In reality? The worst friend ever would have to be Griffith or Tetsuo.

These dudes just can't keep it together.

Sasuke from naruto. First he spends the first year or so that you know him, whining about his dead parents and the equally emo brother who killed them and how his puny ass is going to find revenge despite getting stomped by every low ranked ninja on the block. then his balls drop somewhere around the 2nd year of the relationship, he toughens up and drags you halfway around the ninja world to hang out with the creepiest pedofile ninja snake thing.youve ever met, kills while being touchedin all his naughty parts, then builds a posse which includes one paticularly hot glasses wearing girl, then right when you get the courage to say something to said hot girl, he FUCKING GOES AND KILLS HER! (not that im holding a grudge or anything..... >.>)

Hong Lihua (Reika) – Sousei no Aquarion

She’d be hard to approach to become friends with since she’s very sensitive about her “power” of causing bad luck to those around her. So even if we were on good terms, she’d avoid me because of her fear of her “power” and due to her insecurities her personality is ever changing (she’s very bipolar between being calm, cool and collected to being overly superstitious). Even if it came down to the missions she’d cause trouble and bring down the team because she’s afraid of herself. I’d be killed/seriously injured during a mission because of her lack of confidence in herself (I’d be hooked up right next to Glen T.T).

The worst friend EVER to have would be Yotsuba. But not just ANY Yotsuba--Allow me to explain. I somehow stumbled onto this extremely good-looking website named JAPANATOR; they are currently featuring a new-and-improved Yotsuba who somehow managed to bop her way to the top of the Badass List. Just think of what that little girl would do if let loose upon the unsuspecting world. "Friend", indeed.

Goku

Seriously, this guy is all over the map. One day you would be relaxing as Goku is his goofy self. The next day, he would be turning into a super alien, fighting some alien creature bent on destroying the universe. The worst part would be that his overwhelming power would help lead to the destruction of your hometown, which they are fighting above.

Getting hit by a stray ki blast is no laughing matter.

Orihara Izaya from Durarara!!, easily.

His scheming knows no bounds and, if you're not superhuman, your life is bound to be in the crossroads at any and all times, what with flying vending machines and street signs. Also, for fun he could simply coax you into killing yourself. What a great friend! Wait... No... I meant the opposite of that.

Rail Tracer from Baccano. That guy would seriously kill you for sneezing next to him.

Kyon-kun no Imouto because she *Kyon-kun, denwa* GIVE ME A SECOND WOULD YOU? Anyways, she would be the worst friend ev- *Kyon-kun, denwa* …ever because *Kyon-kun, denwa* I KNOW, JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECON- *Kyon-kun, denwa*

-incomprehensible noises, followed by a muffled scream-

Never mind.

Bonus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXHvOge4WvI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QO4b9vNMWY