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3:30 PM on 08.31.2010
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OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT?

This above photo was taken at Miyako port. It's a creature that was found 200 meters down, and it obviously looks like something...well, it doesn't quite look like that. And when you flip it over it looks like...oh wow.

The folks at 3yen say that people are calling this a DickSwim. Great name. I feel uncomfortable saying that. Hell, I feel uncomfortable just looking at this thing.

Here's the original blog post by the finder of this strange thing. He also thinks it looks like a...well, you know.






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I kind of thought it looked like a metroid.
Obviously created by pollution/A-Bomb testing.

And this is just the beginning...

... Just you wait, by the end of next month Tokyo will have mostly destroyed by a Giant Ummm..... err...

....
... mollusc, a Giant Mollusc! I definitely wasn't going to say something else....
is... is this thing for REAL?

i mean, just... SRSLY?

did God get so drunk he decided to ACTUALLY make a walking double entendre?
Oh god what the hell is this?
It kinda looks like a Metroid :P
Just to be clear, we're all thinking it looks like a penis with an anus, right? If not, I seriously have issues.
@bahamut: LOL, WUT. No, we think it looks like soggy waffles and a shaved prairie dog. You're weird, dude.
I don't know, but I want to stick my penis in it.
Totally an evolutionary stepping stone to Metroids.
@Klllok
no way he was only drunk..
he must've also been on meth and heroin

all at once
Dear god!!! Japanese Hentai tentacle rape monsters have become REAL!!!!!!!
It obviously rapes women with all of those tentacles. This is Japan people.

This is fake. That thing has to be fake.
I think that jelly fish that looked like a vagina found a friend!
So is this creature just a marketing stunt for Metroid: The Other M. Or just some bizarre phallus shaped sea creature that's hard to look at.
Wait, you all think it looks like a dick? I really hope that NOBODY has a dick that looks like THAT.
I think it's adorable and if Japan finds out a way to farm these, I'll definitely buy one.
^you're sick
Oh my God.

The fact that it looks so slick and shiny scares the hell out of me.
Doesn't look real if you ask me.
I liek it. Do want.
This thing is just "fake" fodder for the internet. It's a Persona monster!
Slimy ocean creature! I choose you!!
This is why you should not dump your radioactive old ero-manga into the ocean.
Some dropped their tainted tenga egg into the water.
OH GOD!!! Only nature could come up with something so effed up.
there goes another monsters rampage...
idontevenknow
Just to clear things up, that is OBVIOUSLY a Metroid with a dick on its head....with some kind of really rancid case of the Clap and the Herp....it's so horrible, but I can't look away. Poor little disfigured Metroid....I'd probably name him Squishy. DickSwim would make him too self-conscious.
Someone's found a way to bring people's Spore creations to life.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Step 1: cut a hole in a sea creature
::throws a Pokeball at it::
Whoa...someone needs to get their money back from that mohel *cringe*.
oh god, why do you make these things, ocean?! WHY?!
Oh noes! The Zerg have taken over the sea!

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