And for extremely juvenile reasons to boot. The people who brought the world hostess-heartbreaker games like Dream C Club and zombie bikini slashers like Oneechanbara, as well as the entire Simple series, now want you to get excited for Misshitsu no Sacrifice ("Sacrifice in the Secret Room") a PSP game it calls a "Trap Adventure."

That's it, pretty much. Besides that giggly classification all we have a character trailer, which for most intents and purposes hints at a bog-standard visual novel, set inside The Foundation, an underground complex wherein five girls are lost.

In the depths of my heart what I'm really hoping for is an actual "trap adventure" game, something along the lines of Tecmo's Deception or even Dungeon Keeper. A man can dream. Of trap adventures. Heehee.