Ways of covering genitalia in media:
Classic blacked out box
Mosaics
Conveniently placed poles, pets, and food trays
The spinning, balding head of Maeda-kun
And now...
An hypnotically erratic white line mass.

I'll just be frank and say I'm doing Redzie a favor. While there are plenty of reasons to check out Eden of the East, I apparently didn't do the genitals justice. That said, the picture doesn't really demonstrate the Hypno-penis (click the link!). In motion, there is just something... mesmerizing about it. While episode two was entirely too dong free, hit the jump as we point out some of the more hilarious moments.

(And don't forget to come back tomorrow for our plot discussion, and Friday for the liveblog of episode three!)