It's quite normal to feel lonely sometimes in your life. While some feel it more than others, people usually seek for that sense of comfort from another person. It's sad to say that there are people who don't have people they can rely on so they have to rely on other things. Thanks to Japan for providing yet another weird product for those poor, lonely men out there.
This product is known as the "Shiawase Makuro Maid" and comes in both small medium sizes. The small ones are probably for those on the move because they're on a keychain. The mediums are something to be kept at home so you're able to rest your head on it after a long day at work. They sell them as a pair, where you'll get the lap in both pink and black. AmiAmi has them up for pre-order but you'll have to go through a proxy to order them because they don't ship out of Japan. Of course, I don't think any of you plan on getting this (I hope).