From the makers of The Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police comes the next totally WTF movie to come exploding out of Japan in all its hastily cobbled together, no-budget CG glory. The movie? RoboGeisha!

The trailer alone is probably all you really need to see, and it's an instant classic. Full of absolutely hilarious Engrish, far-out robot weapons, elaborately bloody death moves and a soundtrack that just barely avoids litigation from whomever it is that now owns The Beatles' catalog.

There's really too much awesome going on in this long trailer to dissect here. I think that the "Geisha Transform" has to be the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. Or maybe the "Fried Shrimp" move? Or the acid "Tengu Milk attack?

Ah, my mind is melting!

[via Danny Choo]