You may have heard of the new phenomenon that's sweeping the internets, the masturbating Super Mario levels. If you managed to miss it, it's basically a hacked level of Super Mario World built so that the player doesn't need to do anything, it just plays (with) itself.

Of course, one great idea deserves another greater one built on top of it. And behold! There was the masturbating Mario level set to music! That's right, someone has upped the ante and has created totally new automatic levels that pling and bloop along to a music track playing in the background. Not only that, but in this first video that's set to Lucky Star's "Motteke! SailorFuku" OP, they include ASCII-like renditions of some of the characters.

Are you even capable of understanding how incredible this is? If you are, you might want to check out what awaits for you after the jump.