Confessing to the one you love is an important first step. It can either kick off a relationship of mutual love or shut your one-sided love down, telling you to move on. And what better forum to confess your love than in front of the whole J-blogocube. And, if you think about it, going about it this way, my sad love letter may some day make it back to my loved one. I mean, hell, Kanye West reads this blog. Why not other celebs? Especially English-speaking, American-born J-idols. So, here goes:
Leah Dizon, I love you.
Your music fills my iPod, your images and videos my computer's hard drive, and your imaginary kisses my dreams. Wait- No, no. Don't run. I'm not a stalker. Hell, I'm the Editor-in-Chief of Japanator.com, so you know that I'm the real deal.
You are America's finest export-turned-import. Well, more download than import. Sorry 'bout that. And you were born in Las Vegas, my favorite place! Let's see, what else do we have in common? Oh, I'm a halfie, too! And my Japanese is also pretty rough!
Leah, hit the jump to see what our date would be like!
I'd love to play PS3 with you, although I'm not good at Ninja Gaiden.
Forget KAT-TUN. I know they're Japanese TV and Radio superstars (go Kazuya! I loved Nobuta wo Produce and One Pound Gospel), but I'm Dale North. Sure, I've never played badmiton, but I'm sure we'd have fun!
This could be our diner. We could eat here. If you want, I'd have no problem with you magically appearing in my house like you did for this other dude. Note: He's probably reading Japanator.
I'll be honest, I'm really a Pepsi kind of guy. But I'd totally drink Coke when we go out.
I expect to see equally as grandiose gestures from the other Jtor writers about their crushes, in fact I demand it. Also I was not aware you're a halfie(hanjin?). At least that's something to establish a conversation with, should she ever return that crush.
[quote="Benu"]I'm sorry Dale but she can't sing.[/quote]
Silly boy, being an idol isn't about being able to sing. It's about how well your figure holds up
Silly boys, love has nothing to do with musical talent. Koiyuki nailed it. Most idols aren't strong singers (saying someone "can't sing" is incorrect, everyone can reproduce sounds with their mouth, throat, and lungs)
Also, don't get ahead of me. Don't think that Aya won't get a confession from me later!
Yes, Leah, call him, go out with him, anything to get him to stop calling Aya and sitting outside in her bushes, she's starting to get scared...and besides, everyone knows you get the best view through the empty apartment across the street.
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