Hey you. You with the glasses, black/brown hair, and really plain face. Yeah, you with the white shirt and the black pants. You ordinary bastard. How many times have you been through this now? I don't get how you're surprised again after all the times that this stuff keeps happening.
We here at Japanator have compiled a top ten list of the crap that continually happens to you. In the future, refer to this list and maybe you'll break out of the vicious cycle you've been living ever since the first harem anime.
10. You're late for school. Again. - Damn, man. Get it together. I don't even see how they let you into school with as many times as you're late. Set your alarm or something! Well, now you have to do what you always do: get ready in a hurry, rush downstairs, don't eat your breakfast, and run/pedal/ride to school. Of course, even though you're late, there's always time to stop and daydream about that hot girl at school on the way.
9. There's going to be a new transfer student today. People transfer into your school all the time, don't they? Today is no exception. I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say this new girl is going to be a looker. My money's on her taking the empty seat next to you in home room, too.
8. You and new girl are going to hit it off big. Who knows why. You'll probably pick up her pencil. Or give her the last curry bread. Or remember her from a past lifetime, where you were lovers in a far-off magical kingdom. Either way, your eyes will meet, and blushing will commence.
7. Another hot girl will be jealous of you and new girl. Yeah, but you don't like her as much. And she's totally cool with playing 2nd fiddle, so don't worry!
6. At least one person will move in with you this year. More like three or more people. You had better clean your room. And chances are they're beautiful girls. And chances are that every guy in school hates you for it. Don't worry, your parents don't care/moved out/died/are away.
5. Your little sister is going to show up at the most inopportune time. What a bitch. Get out of here. I'm telling mom!
4. You're going to see someone's panties. I know, I know. You weren't looking for panty shots. It just happened, right?
3. Your nose is going to bleed sometime today. Have your tissues ready.
2. You're going to trip, and your hand is going to land on some girl's breast. Get your 'I swear I'm innocent' look ready, because it's coming, probably after school when you get stuck doing clean-up duty with the new transfer student from entry #9.
1. Even with as plain as you are, every girl ever is in love with you. Most popular girl in school? Loves you. Top-of-the-class nerdy-hot girl? Wants you. Tall, leggy sports girl? Loves you. Busty quiet one? Totally in love with you. Even girls that are too young for you are in love with you. And for what? You're a "nice guy?" You saved their lives? You liked their cooking?
You know what? You're a dick. You hog all the girls, yet you never commit to any of them. You're leading them all on. Get with one of the girls and then you'll be able to visit a whole other set of anime cliches!
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