Look, my hands can't be everywhere; I'm a busy man. Honestly I'm kind of booked up right now. Here's what we'll do: I'll put you on the list, and you can pop in these babies right now.

Crazy-assed USB-obsessed Japanese company Thanko is back at it again, this time with their "Bust Beauty Pad" set. Plug these pads into the nearest USB slot, and they'll keep your taa-taas warm. I really don't know why you'd want to do that, though. And what does that have to do with beauty anyway?

The set runs about $20, though they haven't shown up in the English-language store yet.

You know what I'd like to see? I want to see someone wearing the entire Thanko wearable USB product line all at once.

[Via Crunchgear]