FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! Jake Thomas vs. Colette Bennett!
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Jake and Colette are fighting over who's going to cover Black Rock Shooter. They've agreed to a wrestling match. Place your bets now!



Kudos to Ben Huber for making the awesome poster.
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I would pay any amount of money to watch that fight. Any amount of money.
Where do these pics come from? They look like they 're actors or pop singers or something?
One of these two fun-filled people was not beginning puberty when Final Fantasy X-2 was released, and I would have to place my wagers on that person.
@Aquagaze
So what are we betting? Hmn this is a though one but because of Ben's silly Yotsuba saying, I will go with Colette.
I vote Colette.
They're acting out their own awesome lives.

I will now fill the rest of this comment with selective quotes from Colette's Tomopop review of the Black Rock Shooter figurine.

[i]"...a very large box [vagina, I presume], which is handsomely patterned with the same checkerboard look as her actual base [vagina, again]."

"You all know how I feel about focusing on the box too long, though. I like to get the [sex] toy OUT. Let's do that [sexual intercourse]."

"In case you don't have eyes, I'll sketch it out for you: BRS has a magnificent ass [posterior]."

"The gun [penis] is epic. It can be fully detached from the figure [?], as can the chain [umbilical cord?] (you may have noticed we got creative with it!)."

"It's no shock she looks just as good coming [climaxing] as she does going."[/i]

That is one SEXY piece of plastic. I'm immediately interested in the anime.
Damn you, Formatting God. Why must you torture me so.

Please make your only Son the edit button descend from the heavens and bless us with his presence in the comments section. Amen.
I'm voting for Colette, because Jake hated on Final Fantasy. I don't usually hold petty grudges, but there are some things I just can't forgive.
Since her review of BRS would be full of comedy gold, love, and win, I'm on team Bennett.
I'm going for the underdog. Jake, don't fail me now!
Jon, now you've blown the secret that Colette and Jake are both ridiculously hot and the rest of us look like ass in comparison. Thanks a lot!

Btw $20 on Bennett.
$5 on Bennett. Powerbomb Jake through a table lol.
Not looking good for Jake here. The fight takes place this Friday night live in Los Angeles!
ALL MY MONEY GOES TO COLLETTE
@Colette: If you arrive at the fight wearing a luchador mask, I will be your butler for a year.

P.S. I regularly bake delicious desserts.
@Stils -- I have a major weakness for butlers. Deal.
Who the fuck is Jake Thomas.
I know which one I would rather wrestle.

Did I just write that?

Yes... yes I did.
Whoever triumphs in this battle, I win.
I was still under the impression that Colette was still "trapped" in the j-drama alternate universe, so I'm going for that there Jake Thomas.
Also please video tape this match...for prosperity?
Seconding videotaping request; putting in my support and money for Team Bennett on account of her approval for butlers and all things butler-related.
damn. this isn't a hard one at all. i love you colette and i'm actually rooting for you. but i've got to stick behind the underdog and vote for jake. my name should be proof that my hands were tied with this one. i shall watch my first j-drama in order to make up for it. :)

p.s. you can't miss anymore japanator am podcasts. i dont smile as much when your not there.
GO HARD, GO COLETTE OR GO HOME
Over an anime about a statuette... Go ahead and duke it out to the death. Then Caesar will disapprove and send out lions to the "victor"
I'm on team Thomas for this!
Also, Colette Bennett... CB... Chris Brown! That's it! Colette is Chris Brown in disguise!!! ;-P
That makes Jake...Rihanna?
benette
My vote goes to whichever one shows up in a Luchador mask
If she's survived an alternate J-Drama universe, she can survive anything, 10 US ON BENNET!
Im a sucker for the under dog so im gonna have to go with Jake
Jake gave me a mug.


BUT COLETTE LOVES CHOCOBOS!!!!!!!!!
Colette ftw!
Colette.

Also, video PLZ!
Go Colette! I'll always stick behind someone who loves butlers as much as I do.
I never even seen Colette before and I have a crush for her.

Now you have to show me she's super hot? Oh you cruel world!
I'm putting 25 clams on Josh and Karen to double team and take 'em both down to Funky Town!
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