So, I took Japan Girl's advice and ordered myself a fukubukuro from Strapya.com...
IT OVERFLOWED WITH AWESOME!!!
Oh, boy! Here I am with my sweet, sweet mystery bag! My anticipation is simmering!

Black-N-Beautiful R2-D2!

A keitai strap of a Gasoline can with a siphon pump attached to it... MAJIDE?!?!

The kitty paw says, "Meow!" when you press the pads, then, after about twenty presses, it says, "Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya!". Plus... A BABY DRESSED AS A REFRIGERATOR?!?! NAN DES KA?!?!

Special Bonus Gift! Cubic Zirconia Necklace ONE IN EVERY BAG! SQUEEE!!!

The Loot:

An Overflowed Bag Of AWESOME:

Chack out R2's SUPER BRIGHT LASER EYE!!!
So there you have it... Awesome stuff for a sweet new year!!! Of course, I posted these on my Facebook and got the razzing of a lifetime for essentially having the taste of a ten-year-old girl; To that I say,
Inside every Strapping, Well-Muscled, Leather-Necked He-Man lives a ten-year-old girl, who just wants a Big Fat Discount Bag O' Japanese Collector Crap!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
And there's nothing wrong about having the taste of a ten-year-old girl in the comfort of your own home. =)