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Get yourself in trouble with Bukkake rulers

7:00 PM on 09.30.2010 // Josh Tolentino
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Yeah, you read the header right. Bukkake rulers. If you don't know what "bukkake" is, you're better off not watching the somewhat work-unsafe video below.

I can't go and describe them in too much detail for being arrested or otherwise thought ill of, but here's a quick bullet-point list:

  • They came as gift items with issues of Young Comic magazine, a monthly anthology of adult manga work.
  • They can only measure objects up to 5.9 inches long.
  • They're the work of one Denki Watanabe (They're not, thanks for the correction, Patrick!)
  • The soundtrack Patrick Macias added to the video he took of the ruler in action makes these rulers the only thing that matters this week.

 



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