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Get yourself in trouble with Bukkake rulers

7:00 PM on 09.30.2010 | Josh Tolentino

Get yourself in trouble with Bukkake rulers photo

#bukkake #hentai #toys #weird news

Yeah, you read the header right. Bukkake rulers. If you don't know what "bukkake" is, you're better off not watching the somewhat work-unsafe video below.

I can't go and describe them in too much detail for being arrested or otherwise thought ill of, but here's a quick bullet-point list:

They came as gift items with issues of Young Comic magazine, a monthly anthology of adult manga work.
They can only measure objects up to 5.9 inches long.
~~They're the work of one Denki Watanabe~~ (They're not, thanks for the correction, Patrick!)
The soundtrack Patrick Macias added to the video he took of the ruler in action makes these rulers the only thing that matters this week.

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....what's the point

Soundtrack makes it more hilarious than it has any right to be

umm please don't mind me asking...but is that white stuff inside...authentic?

Patrick here. The rulers are *not* the work of Denki Watanabe, although he is a contributing manga artist to Young Comic magazine. He merely provided the items and does the demonstration in the video.

LMAO GOD DAMN IT STOP MAKING SHIT LIKE THIS PEOPLE >

god damn you japan - god damn you all to hell

ichigoxcupcakes

Ahh there went my dinner DX
Goodness gracious, sometimes Japan just releases the most strangest things that jut make my face go as such OAO;;;

That's like the "bukkake lotion" (normal lotion that looks like, you know) that we sell. Sales are brisk but I can't tell why people would want that kind of cloudiness in their lotion.

ehh.... alright..... thats just
this is worthy of a collection, can it be found on j-list?

LOL

That is all.

@TokyoScope

Noted and corrected! Thanks Patrick, and apologies for the confusion!

holy hell we're fucking doomed

I am now convinced that Japan has no limits...

@ Mari Hikiko
You'd be wrong. The limit is clearly 5.9 inches.

@PBz0r
ZING +1

LOLz!

Imperious Perfect

I heard you love to bake so I got this wonderful dvd that shows you how to make Buk-Kake, hope you enjoy!

nortonantivirus

This has to be one of the best rulers ever made.

The length limit is somewhat hilarious.

This made me laugh for a while

Pretty funny! This would be the perfect bookmark for my doujins.

Anyone so excited by a picture of a hentai girl on a ruler probably doesn't need the fake spooge inside it there.

This isn't funny, you guys, Bukkake killed my dog!

:(

Video was removed. I will never know what it is like to be bukkake'd by a ruler...

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