Sure, the Akibarangers may be protecting Akihabara each week from urban-renewal horrors, but what about your favorite nerd neighborhood? What about your favorite mall, secret hideout, gated community, basement, attic, or whatever else stereotypical place nerds hang out? Where's your protection from normals and assorted vinyl suit-wearing monstrosities?

Well, it's right here, in the form of a life-size, 1:1 replica of the Moe Magnum, signature weapon and transformation device of the Akibarangers! Better still for dedicated delusionists, it sports a full, accurate transition from Gun Mode to its true form as a figure of Z-Cune Aoi, the anime character the Akibarangers worship and cherish. Of course, protection comes at a price, and prospective purchasers will be expected to pop out a pretty penny, specifically twelve thousand pennies, if pennies were yens.

But whoever said that safety and protection from the ills of civilized society (as well as propriety) would be cheap? As the Akibarangers say, "Pain is Power"!