I had to reread this one three or four times before it sank in. So, there's this pinup model, Serena Kozakura, and she was in court appealing a conviction of property damage, but her breasts were so large that they ultimately proved her innocence. Y'see, there was a gentleman on the other side of the door to his room, allegedly with another lady; the implication seems to be that there was a hole made in the door some time during the proceedings, in which he said Kozakura kicked through and crawled inside. (To avenge cheating, or lesbian jealousy? A silly question, perhaps, but what do else you call it when a fella cheats on a pinup model and gets caught?)

Last year, she was convicted of that very deed, but her recent appeal allowed everyone to see things her way--literally. The court heard the defense's assertion that the gentleman had been the one to make the offending opening, then demonstrated, with a plate sized right about even with the hole, that the lady's bosom was so large that there was no way she could have squeezed through  The defendant won the day on the visibility of that argument, and noted afterward,

"The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they're well-trained.

Game on with the jokes, Jtorians! Bonus points for flogging "Nice town!"