After ten years in a sequestered think tank, Japanese scientists have discovered how to wake up, put your clothes on, and eat a good breakfast in under five minutes. It’s simple really; the key is to not use your hands to put on your pants, cook everything at the same time, and to not go to the bathroom.
I know I piqued your interest, so you can catch a test run of this scientific achievement after the jump. I have to say this guy has lot of energy to be running around in the morning; that’s if this was the morning. If a person were to really run through this, they would have to put up with lack of energy, morning wood, and their bladder filled to maximum capacity. I would like to see him do this in under five minutes under those conditions. Actually, wait; never mind.
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love the tie thing, but I'd be more impressed if it was 3 minutes since even I can get ready in 5 >__< mind you that's without eating but with putting makeup on