See above, found by our on Jake Thomas.
That's your "Japanese Anime," according to one Craigslister. It turns out that I had the totally wrong idea on what Japanese Anime was all this time. I'm kinda embarrassed now. Here I thought it was a form of entertainment, but it turns out that it's actually a $35 object located in West Covina.
I'm half tempted to call this guy. I don't want the fig, though. I just want to talk to him.