While many of us here in the US and Europe use Left 4 Dead as a training tool against zombies, Japan is less receptive to FPS games. So, instead, Japan teaches its kids how to fight against the zombies from a very young age. That way, when the zombie invasion comes, the kids will be well-prepared. Then again, they should be prepared before the zombie gets there, seeing as Japanese zombies send letters announcing their impending arrival.

Some of the important things to have when fighting a zombie: your Colorado jersey as armor, some tabasco sauce as blood, which you can argue with the zombie, convincing them that it is in fact the sweet nectar they're searching for, and a dinosaur on a string so that you can beat them if they get too close.

Just a note: if you're ever trapped with a journalist in a Japanese zombie attack, the zombies will ignore them, but the reporters won't help you. They're a good scapegoat for your emotions when you're trapped in a small room, waiting to die, as the zombie bashes down the door outside.

[via Japan Probe]