Time to face it: we all have an anime boyfriend or two that we fantasise about. Have you seen a beautiful main character eating lunch by himself at a cafeteria and thought to yourself, “Senpai, I’d have made you a bento and fed it to you on the roof”? Or did your heart go out to the misunderstood angsty guy that everyone hates and you’re all like, “I’ll love you till the day I die. Take a nap on my lap and ease your worries.”? C’mon, it’s nothing to be shy about. Speaking of beautiful dudes, the guys from Kuroko's Basketball are particularly eye-catching. Don’t even try to deny that you wanted to run your hands over their six-packs? Squeeze those well-defined biceps? Bring them a towel when they’re a hot mess after a hard practice sesh? Me too, man.
Which Team Vorpal Swords member would you want to go on a date with?
The bad boy : Daiki Aomine
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THE ACE OF THE GENERATION OF MIRACLES. “The only one who can beat me, is me”. He’s cocky, rebellious and indifferent. Watching Aomine in THE ZONE, handling the ball as if it’s an extended part of his body, gave me the effing chills. Like, hell yeah he is unstoppable! The streetball he plays suits his aggressive and I-don’t-need-nobody attitude. Aomine reads a lot of porn and prefers girls with big boobs. Despite his overwhelming talent for basketball, he fits the good-looking but stupid stereotype in terms of academics and his friends call him "Ahomine". He would excel in bed but don’t expect anything more from him. However, you will probably end up catching the feels ‘cause he’s hot and will inevitably break your heart. That’s exactly why he is the bad boy. All you ladies out there, be wise!
Mr. Perfect: Seijuro Akashi
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Alright, this dude is an overachiever. Top at academics, basketball, shogi, you name it… it’s his “duty to win”. He captained the Teiko basketball team – leading that bunch of prideful misfits to consecutive victories and earning them the title “Generation of Miracles” must require mad skills. He continues to be the captain in EXTRA GAME. I much prefer Akashi’s real, more level-headed personality when compared to the scary one where he orders everybody around. Although, it was pretty badass how he commanded Seirin players to get down on their knees when he was in THE ZONE. Unrealistic, but badass. And his heterochromatic eyes give him a dangerous but delicious look. Which Akashi do you guys prefer? His real self would be a caring, considerate and chill boyfriend. Bet you he would treat his girl like an empress!
The cool guy: Taiga Kagami
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The fiercely ambitious and stubborn deuteragonist of the show. He has a short temper and is adorably scared of dogs and ghosts. All you dog lovers out there, will you sacrifice the chance to own a puppy for Kagami? Soz, not me. But for real, this guy easily rivals the GOM players. He is indeed the “The Miracle who did not become one of the Miracles” and is currently the best in Japan after having defeated all of the GOM players. Watching him fight for his team and entering THE ZONE is so damn inspiring. He is the face of determination, the cool guy that everyone loves and looks up to. Now he may be academically atrocious - "Bakagami"- but his family is rich and he makes a mean curry. He has a huge appetite though so he might eat it all himself. Also, look at that smokin' hot bod! For all his confidence on the court, I imagine he would be petrified on a first date.
The lazy foodie : Atsushi Murasakibara
He’s 6’10 and loves to snack, especially on sweet stuff! Ladies, the way to this guy's heart is through his stomach so sharpen up on those cooking skills. If Team Vorpal Swords had an eating contest, who would win it between Atsushi and Kagami? I want to say Kagami but would Atsushi lose to him again? Not sure... He’s childish and has a mean streak. It’s like he needs someone to look up to – in middle school he obeyed Akashi and in high school, Himuro seems to be filling up that role. I think an older woman who can offer wisdom and guidance in life would suit him best. As a player, he’s better at offense than defence as we found out. I’m looking forward to seeing him play at full strength in the EXTRA GAME. How hot was he when pulled his hair back into a ponytail in the match against Seirin!? Phew, more rage please Atsushi! And let’s not forget that crying scene after Yosen was defeated. It was mostly sad but kind of funny - he goes from daddy on the court to baby off of it.
The womaniser: Ryouta Kise
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To quote Britney Spears, "Oh you’re a womaniser, baby". Kise’s got a pretty face and he takes advantage of it through modelling and flirting with chicks. I find his carefree personality quite charming. He’s the kind of guy who’d act all cute to make out with multiple girls in a club. But when he finds the right lady, I don't think he'll have a problem in committing and settling down with her. As a player, his “copy-cat” ability is quite interesting. The fact that he was able to copy Aomine’s moves shows that he is just as capable of being an awesome player. He can actually copy every GOM member's signature move and although he can’t sustain it for more than 2 minutes, it’s still freakin’ amazing! He’s got so much potential to tap into.
The serious guy: Shintarou Midorima
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Okay, he’s kind of weird. He fervently believes in horoscopes and carries around lucky items from a stuffed bear to a toy frog named Mr. Ribbit. He meticulously files his nails and tapes his fingers. All of this, according to him, is to ensure he does everything within his power to win at basketball games. I guess there is something admirable about this obsession. He's also very smart and his alternate career choice to basketball would be medicine. But I can’t deal with the fact that he believes in blood type compatibility. It’s curious to note that while the blood type personality theory is not backed up by concrete scientific evidence, Japanese people are very big on it. A number of East Asian online dating websites ask for your blood type (Of course, I only know this through a friend). So ladies, if you’re type B or AB, rejoice for you are most compatible with Midorima’s B blood type.
The nice but boring one: Tetsuya Kuroko
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Ah, the protagonist of the show. “The Gatekeeper”. I’m sorry if some of you are offended by the boring tag but he kind of is, okay. You might miss him on the first date even though he is standing right in front of you because of his “lack of presence”. But Kuroko is a nice guy. He’ll be the one to bring you flowers, write you songs, rescue a cat stuck on a tree, try to cheer you up by being surprisingly funny… typical boyfriend material. As a player, his supernatural ability to pull off misdirection, ignite pass, vanishing drive, cyclone pass etc… is impressive to watch. Kuroko is a symbol teamwork and friendship in this anime and I admire that.
Which player is your favourite? Who would you want as your bae? Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
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