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Yui Hirasawa - Time: 5:00 PM - Cause: She attempts to cut her hair, but sneezes and cuts her Jugular Artery. Even if someone helps, she will either die from bleeding, or a heart attack.
Shinji Ikari(Original Anime) Cause: Being crush by an Eva while he is crying and moaning about how he doesn't want to pilot the eva. Kendo is emotionless while this happen.
Christopher Thorndyke.
At 1:49 he is crushed by a falling space colony, piloted by the collective Sonic fanbase.
At 1:49 he is crushed by a falling space colony, piloted by the collective Sonic fanbase.
Tamaki Suoh - 3:00 PM - He chokes on a marshmallow as he delivers one of his princely, host-ly lines. His 'beauty' could've been preserved, if not for the stampede of girls trying to be the one to resuscitate him. They will trample all over his face body and have him twice killed, if that's even possible.
raki from claymore. come on now. everyone was thinking it. 7:03AM - spider crawls into raki's mouth while he is asleep. it lodges itself in his esophagus and he chokes to death, never to wake from his slumber. world rejoices.
Shinji Ikari
Brain attack
At 8:03 AM Shinji Ikari will go to Asuka Langley's hospital room, he slowly unclothes her and attempts to jerk it. However, the blood flow was so fast it cut off the blood supply to the brain resulting in a stroke and he eventually dies.
Brain attack
At 8:03 AM Shinji Ikari will go to Asuka Langley's hospital room, he slowly unclothes her and attempts to jerk it. However, the blood flow was so fast it cut off the blood supply to the brain resulting in a stroke and he eventually dies.
InuYasha - Time 2:37 PM - InuYasha realizes the last several years of his life have been a continuous repeat, wherein none of his goals have really been accomplished. Deep depression sets in and he sets off to find Kagome... only to be shot to death by policemen for bringing a weapon to a school.
Raki (anime only) in the middle of the fight between clare and priscilla as he "defends" priscilla she turns on him and eats him as he is looking at clare to have her save him. His death is portrayed only on the side of another scene not even dignifying him with more then 5 seconds of screen time. As he is being devoured you see him stretch his arm out to clare, and she ignores him because she is only focused on transforming into her semi-awakened form not even aware of his desire to be saved.
Goku
Cause of death: death by incineration
Time of death: 4:42
After 3 hours of Goku powering up, Buu finally grew tired of his incessant cat-like yelling and gorilla-ish grunting, so he blew him up with a spirit bomb.
Cause of death: death by incineration
Time of death: 4:42
After 3 hours of Goku powering up, Buu finally grew tired of his incessant cat-like yelling and gorilla-ish grunting, so he blew him up with a spirit bomb.
Mio Akiyama
September 19, 2015, 8:32 PM
Mio, tired of her band mates' lax nature in regards to practice, decides to embark upon a side project as a solo artist to enrich her musical skills and experiences. However, due to her massive stage fright, being the center and sole focus of attention to a sold out stadium causes her to have a heart attack from her panic. She dies onstage as her fans watch on, never suspecting her death to be anything more than an unfortunate coincidence, just as planned.
September 19, 2015, 8:32 PM
Mio, tired of her band mates' lax nature in regards to practice, decides to embark upon a side project as a solo artist to enrich her musical skills and experiences. However, due to her massive stage fright, being the center and sole focus of attention to a sold out stadium causes her to have a heart attack from her panic. She dies onstage as her fans watch on, never suspecting her death to be anything more than an unfortunate coincidence, just as planned.
Yui Hirasawa
6:03 PM While attending a cake baking competition, while walking around in awe of the cakes, Large truck hits table with worlds largest cake when then proceeds to fall over and crush Yui under sheer weight.
6:03 PM While attending a cake baking competition, while walking around in awe of the cakes, Large truck hits table with worlds largest cake when then proceeds to fall over and crush Yui under sheer weight.
Naruto Uzumaki
November 5, 2012 21:25PM
Naruto performs his Sexy no Jutsu in the Trailer Park Hidden in the Hills of Alabama. Cletus Wayne Billy Bob Johnes, a sort of redneck Hokage, is unnerved by seeing a teen age boy turn into a sexy girl and proceeds to beat Naruto to death with his Yournotfromaroundhereareyoucityboy no Jutsu.
November 5, 2012 21:25PM
Naruto performs his Sexy no Jutsu in the Trailer Park Hidden in the Hills of Alabama. Cletus Wayne Billy Bob Johnes, a sort of redneck Hokage, is unnerved by seeing a teen age boy turn into a sexy girl and proceeds to beat Naruto to death with his Yournotfromaroundhereareyoucityboy no Jutsu.
Sasuke Uchida.
9:34pm
In his final battle with Naruto, he will ultimately win using a dirty move. When he goes in for the final blow, Sakura(due to her uselessness and incompetence) dives in front of the blast, killing her in the process along with Naruto. Sasuke is so overwhelmed with grief over the realization that he's an asshole, that he uses his impressive ninja speed and skill to throw a ninja star into his own face.
The story can finally get good because we now don't have the three most annoying characters in the series as the leads anymore.
9:34pm
In his final battle with Naruto, he will ultimately win using a dirty move. When he goes in for the final blow, Sakura(due to her uselessness and incompetence) dives in front of the blast, killing her in the process along with Naruto. Sasuke is so overwhelmed with grief over the realization that he's an asshole, that he uses his impressive ninja speed and skill to throw a ninja star into his own face.
The story can finally get good because we now don't have the three most annoying characters in the series as the leads anymore.
Sasuke Aizen
2:51pm
After speaking for four hours to Ichigo about his own marvolous plans, his ridiculous foresight, pseudo-psychological/philosophical nonsense, and even more hogyoku magic, a now brain damaged Ichigo snaps into a berserker rage slicing Aizen in half like he should have 20 chapters ago.
2:51pm
After speaking for four hours to Ichigo about his own marvolous plans, his ridiculous foresight, pseudo-psychological/philosophical nonsense, and even more hogyoku magic, a now brain damaged Ichigo snaps into a berserker rage slicing Aizen in half like he should have 20 chapters ago.
Yagami Light
about 11pm
After being bored with the book I return it to him only after adding the words. “This book is the Property of_________” on the first unused page. :)
about 11pm
After being bored with the book I return it to him only after adding the words. “This book is the Property of_________” on the first unused page. :)
Makoto Ito
Time of Death: 4:16 PM
Cause of Death: After being a complete womanizing a-hole & cheating on a bunch of girls, he gets the most suitable death there is for someone like him.
Naked fat guy avalanche.
Time of Death: 4:16 PM
Cause of Death: After being a complete womanizing a-hole & cheating on a bunch of girls, he gets the most suitable death there is for someone like him.
Naked fat guy avalanche.
Pink Yui at 23:15 (Because, Celty, the world really is that cruel.)
She's on a wheelchair walk with mommy dearest who gets distracted by a sign saying START YOUR LIFE NOW, STAY AT HOME MOMS and accidentally loosens her hold on the handles. By that cliff mentioned in Brave Song. Which Pink Yui then proceeds to roll off of. And thus.
She's on a wheelchair walk with mommy dearest who gets distracted by a sign saying START YOUR LIFE NOW, STAY AT HOME MOMS and accidentally loosens her hold on the handles. By that cliff mentioned in Brave Song. Which Pink Yui then proceeds to roll off of. And thus.
Mitsuba Marui, Futaba Marui, Hitoha Marui
02:15 December 25, 2010
Carbon Monoxide poisoning due to improperly vented wood burning stove.
02:15 December 25, 2010
Carbon Monoxide poisoning due to improperly vented wood burning stove.
Nozomu Itoshiki
Itoshiki-sensei realizes he's been wasting his life getting desperate and decides to change, spreading joy and happiness to the world. He begins small, helping at local kindergartens, or as a voluntary traffic officer and such. Soon he is popular enough to become a mayor, that's when he starts getting serious: tackling things like pollution, better health and better education and whatnot. He ascends more and more in his career as a governor, becoming Japan's prime minister and improving the country in every possible aspect. With Japan being the best country in the world, Itoshiki is contacted by the United Nations to become the new Secretary-General. With a whole new level of influence, he sets off to make the world a better place: all countries soon have organized governments and economies, providing high levels of human development to every man, woman and child in the world; actual sustainability has been achieved - the Earth will never run out of resources; nuclear energy has been banned forever. After decades of hard work to make the world a truly good place, Itoshiki hangs himself, like he wanted in the beggining.
Itoshiki-sensei realizes he's been wasting his life getting desperate and decides to change, spreading joy and happiness to the world. He begins small, helping at local kindergartens, or as a voluntary traffic officer and such. Soon he is popular enough to become a mayor, that's when he starts getting serious: tackling things like pollution, better health and better education and whatnot. He ascends more and more in his career as a governor, becoming Japan's prime minister and improving the country in every possible aspect. With Japan being the best country in the world, Itoshiki is contacted by the United Nations to become the new Secretary-General. With a whole new level of influence, he sets off to make the world a better place: all countries soon have organized governments and economies, providing high levels of human development to every man, woman and child in the world; actual sustainability has been achieved - the Earth will never run out of resources; nuclear energy has been banned forever. After decades of hard work to make the world a truly good place, Itoshiki hangs himself, like he wanted in the beggining.
Nagisa Furukawa
7:06 AM
After spending the whole night drawing Dango, Nagisa wanders into the kitchen to make some. Due to the drowsiness from her artistic adventure, she fails to notice the gas leaking out into the room. Suddenly, Nagisa loses consciousness and slips into a coma. Her family finds her on the floor and rushes her to the hospital where she is placed in the same room as Fuko Ibuki. They sit for months at her sides bringing her many presents and setting a stick of three dango right next to her in the hopes that she'll finally return to them. Nagisa and Fuko's apparitions begin to converse and Nagisa finds out how irritating a long conversation about Starfish can truly be. It all ends in a murder/suicide by way of dango sticks.
This solves the problem of the general populace's hatred of Fuko, and my personal hatred of Nagisa.
7:06 AM
After spending the whole night drawing Dango, Nagisa wanders into the kitchen to make some. Due to the drowsiness from her artistic adventure, she fails to notice the gas leaking out into the room. Suddenly, Nagisa loses consciousness and slips into a coma. Her family finds her on the floor and rushes her to the hospital where she is placed in the same room as Fuko Ibuki. They sit for months at her sides bringing her many presents and setting a stick of three dango right next to her in the hopes that she'll finally return to them. Nagisa and Fuko's apparitions begin to converse and Nagisa finds out how irritating a long conversation about Starfish can truly be. It all ends in a murder/suicide by way of dango sticks.
This solves the problem of the general populace's hatred of Fuko, and my personal hatred of Nagisa.
Yoshika Miyafuji. 2:00 pm.
Attempts to hug Lynnette in midair after training. Comes in a bit too low, however, and gets her legs taken off by the blades of Lynne's striker.
A Neuroi then proceeds to run her over.
Attempts to hug Lynnette in midair after training. Comes in a bit too low, however, and gets her legs taken off by the blades of Lynne's striker.
A Neuroi then proceeds to run her over.
Sawako Yamanaka. 10:30pm.
After Houkago Tea Time discovers the glory that is speed metal, they rebrand themselves as Houkago Thrash Time. Sawa-chan headbangs so hard to their shredding rendition of Pure Pure Heart that her head explodes. The band pretends it was an intentional stage prop and continues to play a killer show.
After Houkago Tea Time discovers the glory that is speed metal, they rebrand themselves as Houkago Thrash Time. Sawa-chan headbangs so hard to their shredding rendition of Pure Pure Heart that her head explodes. The band pretends it was an intentional stage prop and continues to play a killer show.
Yotsuba: Midnight.
While she's sleeping, she hears a loud sound outside. She goes out, and there's dozens of happy fanboys waiting for her. She blows kisses to them outside of her 2nd story window, but falls over and breaks her neck. Then, her fall causes the fans to rush towards her, with everybody pushing everyone else outta the way: This inadvertantly causes the crowd to trample all over her fraile little body, killing her in a slow, gruesome way.
Then, a random meteor big enough to destroy the Earth will crash on top of her, burst into flames, and explodes, taking the whole Earth with her (Two birds with one stone I presume)
While she's sleeping, she hears a loud sound outside. She goes out, and there's dozens of happy fanboys waiting for her. She blows kisses to them outside of her 2nd story window, but falls over and breaks her neck. Then, her fall causes the fans to rush towards her, with everybody pushing everyone else outta the way: This inadvertantly causes the crowd to trample all over her fraile little body, killing her in a slow, gruesome way.
Then, a random meteor big enough to destroy the Earth will crash on top of her, burst into flames, and explodes, taking the whole Earth with her (Two birds with one stone I presume)
Light Yagami, 6:00 AM
Light will go to his death note at 5:59 AM, and write down his name.
OH SHIT PARADOX.
Light will go to his death note at 5:59 AM, and write down his name.
OH SHIT PARADOX.
Seras Victoria, 11:59pm
While in the midst of being converted to a vampire by Alucard, he says "Screw this chick" and bites her head off. Dies of massive blood loss and lack of a head; the Hellsing Organization somehow survives without her.
While in the midst of being converted to a vampire by Alucard, he says "Screw this chick" and bites her head off. Dies of massive blood loss and lack of a head; the Hellsing Organization somehow survives without her.
Light yagami
after school yagami takes the train home ,while the train about to pass a stop an old drunk guy stars staggering and falls on the railroad tracks the engineer tryed to break but it didnt work ,the train runs over the man knocking the wheels off track sending it sidewiping into the wall and titlting over and crashing into the crowed area , trying to get out of the train with a broken leg and rips the gas ignites, barely makeing it out the train exploads sending him to the wall knocking yagami out . after gaining consciousness light finds himself in the ambulance trying to remmber what happened ,the ambulance tire busts causeing it to spin out and crashing into a gas station the the back door of the ambulance slowy opens , unable to move light see's is a raging fire and through it is a black shadowy figure with red eyes and wings . light heart starts to race loudy beating like drums ,yagami trys to reach out to the figure for help ,the shadow brought a evil smile cross its face and then ambulance ignited into flames and exploaded
after school yagami takes the train home ,while the train about to pass a stop an old drunk guy stars staggering and falls on the railroad tracks the engineer tryed to break but it didnt work ,the train runs over the man knocking the wheels off track sending it sidewiping into the wall and titlting over and crashing into the crowed area , trying to get out of the train with a broken leg and rips the gas ignites, barely makeing it out the train exploads sending him to the wall knocking yagami out . after gaining consciousness light finds himself in the ambulance trying to remmber what happened ,the ambulance tire busts causeing it to spin out and crashing into a gas station the the back door of the ambulance slowy opens , unable to move light see's is a raging fire and through it is a black shadowy figure with red eyes and wings . light heart starts to race loudy beating like drums ,yagami trys to reach out to the figure for help ,the shadow brought a evil smile cross its face and then ambulance ignited into flames and exploaded
Tenchi Masaki 4:00PM
After finally making a choice on which of the alien women living with him is the one he loves, he discovers that they are actually biologically incompatible. He then proceeds to fap himself to death.
After finally making a choice on which of the alien women living with him is the one he loves, he discovers that they are actually biologically incompatible. He then proceeds to fap himself to death.
Kururagi Suzaku (for being the biggest douche of a character in anime history)
Cause of Death: Dressed in a pizza costume and eaten to death by C.C. xD
Cause of Death: Dressed in a pizza costume and eaten to death by C.C. xD
Ikari Gendo
0600
Slips into a coma and enters a dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream where he spends the equivalent of 90 human years learning how to raise his son properly and how to choose more stable personalities to pilot the only means of defence from alien invaders.
After exiting limbo, he employs Kamina to lead NERV and shoots himself.
0600
Slips into a coma and enters a dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream where he spends the equivalent of 90 human years learning how to raise his son properly and how to choose more stable personalities to pilot the only means of defence from alien invaders.
After exiting limbo, he employs Kamina to lead NERV and shoots himself.
I think I remember Light saying that he could only control people whose name he wrote in the Death Note to kill, basically meaning the Death Note can't kill someone if the cause of death is murder or killing by proxy (controlling another human).
Uchiha Sasuke
At midnight, he discovers that he has a new super powered sharigan thingy and then finally gets over his UST with Naruto... then he finally kills himself by a big explosion of his new jutsu combo.
At midnight, he discovers that he has a new super powered sharigan thingy and then finally gets over his UST with Naruto... then he finally kills himself by a big explosion of his new jutsu combo.
Monkey D. Luffy
Sunday Morning he will finally find the one piece only to find out it was a spoon with his dads name on it. This leads to very deep depression. He takes his ship blows it up while in it. THEN and Finally then they can stop that damn show.
Sunday Morning he will finally find the one piece only to find out it was a spoon with his dads name on it. This leads to very deep depression. He takes his ship blows it up while in it. THEN and Finally then they can stop that damn show.
Ichigo Kurosaki. Knocked out, stuffed into a suitcase, the suitcase is then put inside a car compactor, the compacted Ichigo/suitcase is then put into a incinerator. Then [oh yes there is more] his soul is to be given to Ai Enma to be taken to hell for both fire and poking!
Fuka Ayase
Time: 3:45
She will once again get her ass stuck in a window, but this time no one will try to help free her because no one cares about Fuka. Soon, the windows will cut off blood flow to her ass and doctors would have to amputate her ass for her to survive.
Not able to live an assless life, Fuka Shoots herself in the head. However, she misses because she fails so hard, so Jumbo stomps on her face repeatedly to end the madness.
Yotsuba gets ice cream.
Time: 3:45
She will once again get her ass stuck in a window, but this time no one will try to help free her because no one cares about Fuka. Soon, the windows will cut off blood flow to her ass and doctors would have to amputate her ass for her to survive.
Not able to live an assless life, Fuka Shoots herself in the head. However, she misses because she fails so hard, so Jumbo stomps on her face repeatedly to end the madness.
Yotsuba gets ice cream.
Inoue Orihime
Time of death: 17:00
She chokes to death on her tongue while screaming 'KUROSAKI KUUUN'
Time of death: 17:00
She chokes to death on her tongue while screaming 'KUROSAKI KUUUN'
Spike Spiegel. Time: 1425 hours.
Spike will unconsciously and outside of himself take the Bebop to a place known as "The Real Folk Blues Part 2", a place wherein his death is unavoidable.
Spike will unconsciously and outside of himself take the Bebop to a place known as "The Real Folk Blues Part 2", a place wherein his death is unavoidable.
Oh God, I'd kill Ponyo in a heartbeat TO GET THAT DAMN SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!
I'd go for retribution and write DEATH BY PONYO SONG.
I'd go for retribution and write DEATH BY PONYO SONG.
Uiharu from Railgun
I'd make the flowers on her head extend their roots into her brain, and once firmly planted, give the flowers weed killer.
God she was annoying. Most annoying character since Hikaru from KOR.
I'd make the flowers on her head extend their roots into her brain, and once firmly planted, give the flowers weed killer.
God she was annoying. Most annoying character since Hikaru from KOR.
Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Time of Death: 4:20
Pegasus would be found out about his pedopheliac tendencies, and hitting on Yugi.. He would be shot by the police when talking to Yugi in the finals..
Time of Death: 4:20
Pegasus would be found out about his pedopheliac tendencies, and hitting on Yugi.. He would be shot by the police when talking to Yugi in the finals..
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