My life does not make any sense anymore
I have little to no money
I have no one to open up to in my life IE gf
I feel like most people judge me behind my back.
I struggle to learn every thing
I am very uncomfortable in social gatherings
I may never get to go to japan
One side of my family does not like me very much
I never had a real friend in high school.
I was made fun of as a child a lot
I may never find a my true love

Because I just lost my job today, and my weekend plans to go buy the first volume of Sayonara Zetsubo-sensei are destroyed?

*Totally NOT playing the sympathy card right now* :P

I live in Canada.

My tokusatsu Spider-Man first episode torrent is going to stay stuck at 2.4% FOREVER.

I may never find a fulfilling career after college.

I had to put down my unicorn with a trident, it had rabies...and AIDS, stupid minotaur
Wonder Woman is being replaced with a man
I killed a man in Reno, and like a zombie, did not die
someone 'herd i likd mudkips... so pissed
Keanu Reeves is playing spike...
there's a dragonball movie
and pretty much the summation of all movies that are crushing my childhood under the weight of an obese Haruhi

bah.

oh, and you know what? deadpool looking like baraka from mortal kombat, dashing my hopes of a deadpool movie. I'm gonna go cry now

I've been waiting for my SF4 Femme Fatale pack to come out, and I'm still waiting.
I can't win this because I live in Europe.
I had really bad luck on SF4 today.
My PC can only handle HD quality stuff when I have everything else turned off.
And again, because I'm european.

Japanator excludes their international friends (like me) from their contests.

S-s-stupid japanator... i-i-it's not like I like you or anything...

>If you're not from the U.S., you can be in despair about that, too.
I'm in despair because you think that's worthy of being in despair.

I'm on a strict diet and there's junk food all over my dorm. So I'm hungry.

Anime after anime is being pegged up for shit live action, but quality manga is not being transferred to anime.

I can't find a quality torrent for Gunbuster.

Salvia was a disappointment as a drug.

[quote]
I can't find a quality torrent for Gunbuster.
[/quote]
My utmost sympathy goes out to you, my man.
The only real solution is to search every and any torrent site and torrent index site.

Shit, I didn't work here. T___T

*WISH* I didn't work here, that is...

great entries so far! keep em coming

I'm in despair because I've ordered the first volume and the shipping estimates March 20th.

Serious entry:
I have no job & hardly have any money

My mom has cancer for the 2nd time & hasn't been to work in about 5 months
My dad isn't going to work as much due to layoffs

I don't have a girlfriend....or ANY girl around my age that remotely likes me in that kind of way

Credit card companies keep calling us, so we had to get caller ID so we know it's them

My dad said we'll be on the verge of bankruptcy soon

Non/less-serious entry:

America making bad anime/video game-to-live action movies (i.e Dragonball, Super Mario Bros, etc.)

The fact that some of the best games are only in Japan or only downloadable in Japan

Anime/manga series taking so long to release the whole series/season

Most people at school are just idiots, morons, jerks, act like them, or any combination

That I'll most likely not win this contest (just like 95% of the other contests that I've entered)

I'm in despair because the 4 big bookstores in my area don't have SZS Vol. 1 even though it says it's in stock.

I'm in despair because I don't have enough money to buy Michael Jackson's Guitar Freaks arcade cabinet on auction

I'm in despair! No Street Fighter IV lobbies has left me in despair!

Despite the fact that Dragonball Evolution is going to be awful, I can't stop myself from wanting to see it opening day.

My little brother attacked me because I tried to show him how to draw a circle
I have no money
I still live with my parents
My computer is an emachine :(

@Al-mal
Welcome to otaku-ism.

And I'm not in despair at the moment unfortunately... That sentence sounded weird...


But anyway, way i see it, Sigue wins.

-So many games coming out that I want to play yet I'm broke.

-I have tons of unplayed games yet I have not much time these days to devote a good solid session for any of them.

-One of my torrents is stuck at 99.1% with no peers that have 100% in sight.

-Im 21 and Im getting invites to a prom. Even If I could or even want to go, I won't be able to afford it.

-I want to go to school just so I can type up Jtor stuff there but Im still deathly afraid that some woman driver might fuck up my car again.

-My wireless keyboard's battery ran out so I'm awkwardly typing on my laptop keyboard.

I did all these for fun, now Im going to best buy and maybe getting Sayonara Zetsuobou Sensei at the mall afterwards.

one more thing:

I feel like a jerk for not being thankful for the stuff and blessings that I have.

I'm in despair because the hairs in my butt crack got tangled up and pull out when I was brushing them...

I watched this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGD-mFTY6mw

All of it. I'm thinking suicide is my only recourse.

@lwelyk
How did you watch all of that? I can't believe I made it past a minute.

Hmm... (The following are all true.)

I'm in despair! The thousands of Scouts on Team Fortress 2 have left me in despair!

I'm in despair! My crazy art presentation teacher who has apparently had an affair with several of the other teachers in the school asked me to help him with a "special project" while he grinned in a suspicious manner has left me in despair!

I'm in despair! My mother nearly died and when she told me about it I laughed at her, thinking she was joking, she slapped me, and then I felt horrible the rest of the day, leaving me in despair!

I'm in despair! My friend's running joke about a fellow who has horrible hygiene was found out by said fellow who took his anger out on me because my friend said it was my fault, leaving me in despair!

I'm in despair! Waiting for Watchmen has left me in despair!

I'm in despair! Waiting for SZS in America has left me in despair!

I'm in depsair! The fact that I msspelled sevarel important words on a big, grade-deceiding paper has ledt me in depsair!

--

I'm also in DESPAIR! because people have no idea how graphic design works. A client has been sending me horrible 72dpi pictures to use on their brochure. And they added their own awful photoshop filters on top. >_

Starcraft 2 isn't out yet, and is being released in 3 parts
The world is supposed to end on 12/21/12

[quote]@lwelyk
How did you watch all of that? I can't believe I made it past a minute.[/quote]
That's why I'm in despair. ;_; Especially when they started singing. I'm convinced that singing killed 500 kittens and Panda cubs instantly.

I'm in despair that I didn't win the contest that Del Ray held when they were giving away copies of the manga.

The girl I was "taking it slow" with, got togather with haer old boyfriend and broke up with him 5 days layter. Making her in despair and me in a wary difficult situasion. And all tree off us are in the same class.
Im behind in evryting in school.
I feel I owe alot of people alot more than i can give them.
I dont feel so well around unknown people.
I keep forgeting evoryting.
I have dyslexia (and gilberts syndrome).
I never spek on the japanator IRC, although i want to.
People i want to be accepted by, laugh at my despair.

and im form Noeway

I'm in despair because I keep getting rejected for all the jobs I'm applying for ; ;

I'm in despair because I have friends who make fun of me. Six brothers that have no sense of humor. Living under my parent's roof with no job to go to. Stuck watching PBS Kids on TV till June. All my life I can never win at bingo unless it was by myself. My glasses broke in two. My family thinks that they know how to work a computer. I'm the only computer guy in the family. Still waiting Super Mario Brother 2 the movie. I'll be watching Dragon Ball Evolution on opening night even though I know that it will suck.

I'm in despair because yesterday we had 'sex education night' and there was a cake. with a condom in it.

Of course I got that piece.
Ew.

D: Canadian..
Also my facial hair itches

Reading this entry makes me realize that some people could use some serious cheering up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Enjoy.

D: Canadian..
Also my facial hair itches
and the new xxxHOLiC animation hasn't been subbed yet..

You get a phone call from your girlfriend, who has been complaining to you about things that you can't control (e.g. not being able to see her for a few days because you just started college again after 2years, and need to adjust to yet another intense change in schedule.) and she's sad. She tells you she's depressed, and doesn't think she deserves you as a partner anymore. Of course, being a romanticist, you tell her otherwise and explain the several reasons why. But you remember that she has been acting somewhat cold and distant towards you; not calling you to let you know she got home from work safely, not calling you at all for an entire day, things that aren't of her character. So you bring that up in the conversation, hoping that she'll stop this behavior. She goes to work, you go to work, and you continue your afternoon. Then, she calls you, and you receive the news; she's cheated on you, with an ex. She's incredibly guilty, and wants you to leave her, because she,"doesn't deserve you," and,"you're too good a person to be put with filth." But you love her, you're an idiot, and it goes against everything you stand for to just leave someone you've built a connection with for over a year now.
Somehow, you fix things, and manage to save the relationship. Then.... when you get back to class the next week, you see this girl, beautiful, obviously a rival to your lady. You can't stop looking at her, but for reasons other than the fact that she's gorgeous... Somehow she seems...familiar?
Two weeks pass. You're checking your email. You see a message from Facebook, and figure you might as well check your profile, it's not good to neglect people, even if you have no interest in talking to them, ever. logging into Facebook is a chore, so automatically you've prepared yourself for boredom. Then you carelessly glance over a section that reads "5 of your friends have changed their profile pictures," and suddenly, everything in the universe made sense: why when people step in dog shit the smell is amplified like a poop landmine, why it's called alcoholics anonymous when you have to tell everyone you're name, and why you kept dating a woman who obviously didn't care enough about you to not give something thats exclusive to the two of you away. You knew that girl from Facebook, and you were meant to get close with her, as an act of revenge against your girlfriend! GENIUS! The next day you see her in class, and the intense flirtation begins! But wait a sec, do you love your girlfriend? Why go through the trouble of being with her still if you're going to go after another woman? You know it's unethical, and it's against the ideals you stand for.. but you can't stop the gears you've set in motion!!!! Suddenly you feel like a punk-ass-emo, similar to Shinji Ikari, cause you've suddenly been dropped into a Mecha battle of love, and the pressure is getting to you! Plus your sync ratio is garbage!! I'm in distress, cause I'm the idiot putting myself into this mindboggling situation, and I'm not sure if I'll do the right thing!! If only the incredible gar I posses would solve my relationship issues!!!!

I'm in despair because:

Tsukihime Arcueid ending is sad.

Clannad After Story makes me want to cry.

Tsukihime anime "does not exist" and I just finished the game. How disappointing (on to the manga, I presume).

My family has been unemployed for 4 months now.

Too much anime, too little time. Also too much dling anime that will take days to finish. I hate dling anime that has been completed, and then realizing that a DVD or bluray rip has come out the day after it finishes dling.

I still have 30 gb to upload on boxtorrent to hit 1.00 seed ratio. Curse my not knowing that there was a ratio that I needed to hit until after downloading tons of stuff.

After preparing for Mock Trial for 6 months, our team didn't make it to the final round (this just in today).

Our school's tennis team is one of the top in California, and because of Mock Trial ^ I may not be able to make varsity T_T.

I skipped school today after coming home at 2:00am and having HW to do still. This means I missed a Calculus test, which I have to make up at the end of the year (June) because my teacher is stupid like that.

I have to pay $440 for AP tests that will end up not even counting for college credits. Stupid College Board and their overpriced tests.

Yesterday, I chased my dog away from licking something on the bathroom floor but thought nothing of it. This morning I notice that my toilet has a very slow leak...but the water isn't the clear, clean type.

I'm in despair because I can't trust Dale North's sense of humor at all. He will laugh at filthy and perverted stuff while leaving us, persons of sharp wit, out to dry.

I'm in despair because I submitted my portfolio to SCAD and MCAD last week, and am hoping to hear back from them soon. I really need money from them, because I want to attend their Sequential Art program (read: comics). If I don't get enough money from them, then I'll be stuck at a local college, unable to pursue the career of my dreams. The suspense is killing me...

But you know what's even more despairing? My GBA's L Trigger no longer works, which means I can no longer play Drill Dozer. I don't think I could go on without it... ;_;

I am alsow unable to bye the gurren lagenn DVDs

I'm in despair because I saw a fat person (500 Lbs fat) having sex when I was walking home.

I'm in despair! My Black lagoon dvds always glitch!
I'm in despair! I can't get any new anime, and I'll die without any new anime!
I'm in despair! I can't finish Hell Girl because the dvds aren't coming out in my local Best Buy!
I'm in despair! Best Buy is sizing down it's anime selection!
I'm in despair! I can't find volumes 5 and 6 of D. Gray Man!
I'm in despair! The D.Gray Man dvds aren't coming out at my local Best Buy!
I'm in despair! Leonardo di Caprio is re-making Akira! In two parts!
I'm in despair! The second season of Haruhi Suzumiya isn't even out in Japan yet!
I'm in despair! The Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni dub sucks! And I can't find any of the dvds!
I'm in despair! I can't find the Rozen Maiden dvds anywhere!
I'm in despair! They made a Dragonball movie!
I'm in despair! I can't watch School Days, because my computer is slow!
I'm in despair! The ending to Le Chevalier d'Eon was really sad!
I'm in despair! The end to The End of Evangelion was odd and unfair, yet strangely satisfiying!
I'm in despair! The Code Geass dvds take forever to come out!
I'm in despair! I have no money to buy Bleach!
I'm in despair! The end to Ouran High School Host Club is apparently really sad!
I'm in despair! No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle won't be out until 2010!
I'm in despair! They're re-making the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which is not relevant to anime whatsoever!
I'm in despair! Because I wanted to see this show a while ago, then I realized that it wasn't out in the U.S., and now I fear that wrtiting all this will prevent me from winning this dvd!

I'm in despair because I live in NYC and my GF lives in TN . . . understand me? EFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Season 2 of you-know-what might come out this year.

The masthead of Japanator's new design doesn't help much.

I'm in despair because you failures won't stop complaining to the internet and get something done.

whatistheexcel.com has been down for a week and support hasn't called back yet.

I know far too many people who think School Rumble is funny.

I haven't taken a dump in three days. I fear that when the time comes, the infrastructure won't hold.

Half of the buttons on my television don't work, and when they do, they do the opposite of what their label suggests.

The new Scout achievements in Team Fortress 2 are much more difficult to unlock than the previous packs.

I wasn't able to get my new shirt design finished in time for Katsucon #15.

I think I lost something important while I was there.

Metal Slug 7 was not the series saver I was hoping it would be.

I stopped watching Keroro Gunsou while it was still in fansub. Now it seems I'll never ever get the chance to redeem myself in that regard.

My brother lost his cell phone and is commandeering mine until he recovers it or buys another. Knowing his track record with money and possessions, it seems like I may as well cancel all of my appointments.

I'm getting much better grades than I expect in college. Recently I turned in a paper I put only three hours of work into and got a 97. The assignment was supposed to take a week to write. I feel like I'm getting away with too much and that my later classes will have their revenge in due time.

I get in trouble for saying things I don't think should cause trouble much more often that usual these days.

My little brother goes to the chess club once in a while but apparently I didn't teach him well.

I'm in despair because I read an interview with Alan Moore. He discussed the effects of Watchmen on the industry, and how he's horrified that all it's done is promote the monstrous behavior that he tried to speak out against. Don't believe it? Compare Rorschach ( arguably the most popular character in the series) with Batman, especially the Dark Knight version. The only difference is that you're not supposed to root for Rorschach. It's a good thing I'm not interested in doing superhero comics, but it's hard not to worry about something like that.

I'm in despair because a lot of people don't want me to be happy. *waits for someone to say "cheer up emo kid"*

I have basically no money.

Unlike Dale North, I do not have a Corgi

My cat lived up to her name (Revy) and attacks me while I try to sleep.

I bought SZS Volume 1 two days before you announced this contest. I could eat two meals with that ten dollars.

Zetsuboshita!

My power levels are below 9000.

^ That's why I'm in despair.

I strive for clarity.

There's no Australia in Hetalia!
The Hetalia raws are crap!
Uni is starting again and there are first years EVERYWHERE!
They ask me questions about enrolment!
I'll have to start sleeping normal hours again!
Fanfiction.net went down and the chapters that should have come out Monday still aren't out!
Desmond is still appearing in Lost, which means something horrible is going to happen to him and destroy the only happy ending yet on the show!
I have no biscuits to eat that hummus with!
My goo balls keep falling!
That guy dodecal posted!
Fire Emblem deaths are permanent!

GSEOH is in despair because he pwns all comment above and below this one, excluding his own.

I'm in despair cause I live in Europe, so even if you allowed non-US residents to win, I would have to pay for the shipping, which would cost me more than the manga itself. Also I'm in despair because this comment grammar check underlines manga as incorrect :(

I'm in despair because I won't win this contest.

And I'm pretty sure there is someone out there who hates me, even if they don't know me.

I had a friend who moved too sweden, and other the summer we confessed our love to each other via email, but now it would be really hard to a. convince my parents to take me to sweden, or the same thing for her, and I can't meet her, And even if she eventually decided to break up with me, there are no women at my school who would consider even touching me. And her internet broke down so I can't talk to her. And I've had thoughts of hurting myself for awhile, but never being able to go through with them because of my common sense and my gutlessness. All of my old friends and enemies have girlfriends at there schools. Even though I'm smart I can't get good grades. Over the summer I'm moving to a new country. I have three good friends at my school, two of which are graduating and going on to college this year. Everyone else at my school hates me or makes fun of me for liking anime/ manga/ video games/ reading for fun. I can't get my hair in a symmetrical position which bugs me. My torrents aren't working and so I haven't seen new anime in two weeks. I have the urge to isolate myself from all humanity. All the internet does is make me believe that even people that like the same things as I do hate me. The government seemingly hates the people. Mainstream Pop culture here in america only gets worse and worse. I will only be more and more isolated whether I like it or not.I probably won't win this contest despite how much I want to.
Zetsuboushita!

I'm in despair because The-Excel posted so many times that it takes forever to scroll to the bottom of this page. :P

1st comment on a contest woo!

I'm in despair because my 5 year old cousin, whom I lovED and cherishED, "bumped" into my TV dresser knocking both my PS3 and my mother's new 42in HDTV three feet to the ground. The PS3 survived. The TV did not. Neither did I when my mother got home.

Happened a week ago, but it still makes me cry at night.

Brad won't stop hitting me.

I'm in despair because I work in the games industry as a concept artist, and I have no job. Nor does it look like I will have a job for quite a while. So I tried to look for jobs locally and most if not all of them are on a "hiring freeze". Thanks a lot, expensive college education!

T___T

Anime this season blow
My girlfriend broke up with me
i have NO money....at all...none
i have to go to starbucks to get on the internet
i dont have a cellphone
i dont have a pillow
i had to sell my tv,360,all games,also my manga collection
all i have is a laptop a pair of shoes and a couple shirts and pants
i dont have a car....who does??
i got a letter back from the college i was supposed to go to on scholarship but i cant because Pres. Bush sucks ****
ßecause i had to beat up every1 in my school because i was constantly harassed so i am distant from every1
because im the only black otaku i have ever heard of.....
ππππππ

Brad shouldn't stop hitting you and feeling you up Necros you shy little boy you ~.^, remember midnight wegmans good times good times.

ok so

I'm in Despair because-

the county exec tom suazzi is trying to take 7% of my already horrid salaray to bail out the county debt

i switched Ein's food and he won't stop farting.

i put a new psp lcd in and changed out the top plate only to scratch it as i was screwing in a top screw

i can't ever keep my toenails short enough for my girlfriends satisfaction

i had chicken parm the other night which gave me the runs and pooped myself on the Long Island Expressway day before yesterday

i have to study and take the Correctional Officers exam AGAIN cause there not hiring atm and the list will expire even though i got a 90 on the last.

i can't get one of the torn envelopes in the Prinny PSP game

i'm in a situation where my future mother in law is making me get rid of my bike.

my girlfriend whom used to like my bike now also wants me not to ride it.

i can't find a reason to play my ps3

i can't draw

i'm out of shape

the only movie on tv right now is >.> Son of The Mask...

I'm in despair because:
I Light lost to Near.
The sun rises every day.
It's cold out side.
I got a puppy to cheer me up but it bit me and ran away.
Flippers dead.
My good twin keep ruining my plans for world domination.
and most of all
Keanu Reeves is Spike

ZETSUBOUSHITA!!!

I'm an Otaku that has too much responsibility (bills/family/the fact that I'm a cheap ass) to actually facilitate the hobby in the way I want it. Thus making me want this free volume of Zetsubou so much more.

Same as Heero.

In addition.


HAAAAARUUUUUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Lost my job after a year and a half of busting my ass.
2. No monies for Star Ocean.
3. No g/f
4. I've lived in STL for so long now it seems that the only thing interesting thing to do is drink.
5. I'm actually contemplating the military even though I have grown up being very anti-government.
6. None of my friends are as in to anime and video games really, making me feel like somewhat of an outcast.

I'm in despair! Being on staff and therefore ineligible to win this contest has left me in DESPAIR!!!

I'm in despair because:

A hentai site I visit doesn't seem to update a lot
3 years is a long time to wait for the awesomeness that is Tatsunoko Vs. Marvel
All those Makoto Shinkai movies are so freakin' SAD!
Excel doesn't like School Rumble (then again, one otaku's trash is another otaku's...likable...thing)
I most likely won't be able to buy the SZS manga series...no, ANY manga/anime anytime soon, what w/ our money problem....
My sister is like 5 of the most annoying anime/manga characters you can think of PUT TOGETHER TIMES 3
I hardly have any time to see any of my offline friends....
My wireless adapter keeps going on the fritz & stops working randomly....
There's no pretty otaku girls at school
School never seems to get delayed or cancelled
I haven't felt the wonderfulness that is a woman's boobies
Adult Swim only airs animes on Saturdays
Cartoon Network took off Zatch Bell & Bobobo-Bo Bobobo.....& Futurama
Microsoft hasn't updated the Zune software & firmware this year
Konami/Bemani hasn't released Guitar Freaks/Drummania V4 for PS2 yet
ScrewAttack hasn't finished renewing their contract w/ GameTrailers, thus no new videos for over 3 weeks
NOBODY ELSE IS!!!

I am in despair because the very act of wining would get me out of despair. Which in fact of not being in despair any more should disable me to win. But the act of not winning would put me in despair. Crating a poetic irony of why I could never win, but longing to.

I want to go to Veterinary school, however I'm currently a Veterinary Assistant working for 8 bucks per hour, less than 30 hours per week.

Rather than a single corgi shedding problem, on a day to day basis I have to deal with multiple dogs that shed hair, bleed, poop, pee, anal gland (if you don't know what they are, you don't want to know, believe me) on me. That's just the nice dogs. Some don't like me. Getting bit puts me in despair.

Cats never like me. Even the cute purring kittens that "nya" all innocent like, then without warning they turn into sneaky bitch faces and *nom nom*! Cats usually end up scratching me too.

Eh, it can't be helped, I still love animals! :3 I wish I had a dog though! My fatty cat at home is too depressing... his meow power is over 9000?!! He won't stop his manly cry until the sonic volume pierces through the heavens!! Or if you feed him, that works too, I guess.

Ahh, maybe a mole-pig would be a better pet... Bui-bui's probably aren't as annoying.

I'm in despair because I probably won't win this :\

I'm also in despair over seeing this picture:
http://tomopop.com/post.phtml?pk=6775&un=Bryan+Coffee

I am despair because they sent me to work to Mexico City, away from all my Anime, Manga, videogames, friends and Japanese classes to work in a project that is way behind schedule thanks to an incompetent idiot who did half the work he was supposed to in double the time. Now we're here because we're supposedly the best at this, but the work is brutal and seemingly never ending. Never mind the 1-to-2-hour cab rides from the rented apartment to work, the horrible food served in some places, and the 8th floor in which this acrophobic has to stay at every night.

My stay here has been so horrible, I feel like quitting, but getting a new job is so hard I just can't do it, because I really need the money. I've had such a bad time, that every time something good happens, a bad thing comes along and ruins everything all over again and then some. This whole trip has been so horrid, I no longer believe in any social system, nor in anarchy.

It's so horrible I've cried myself to sleep the last 3 nights, sleeping only less than 5 hours. It's been so bad I've actually become increasingly melancholic about my past relationships with certain people I now seemingly desperately miss.

And you may say, "Serial, but you're flying back home Friday! That's gotta be worth something!"

To which I say: "Yeah, but I fly back to this horrible city on MONDAY!" They told us we were going to be staying here for 2 weeks and not coming back, but now they've changed it and we have to come back for 1 week. Considering how these people's minds work, that week might turn into a MONTH.

YEAH, ONE MORE MONTH OF WHAT I JUST WROTE.

You want more? I'll give you just two more piece of despair:

I only had a girlfriend, once, 6 years ago. She dumped me after a month. For some other guy who never paid attention to her. All the girls I've liked since, I've slowly and subconsciously driven away. I have next to no girl friends anymore (Most of them are either in a relationship, or married).

I have to pay my car and school loans. That alone eats up a bit more than half my salary; then include credit cards, add gas, utilities, food... And I still have that hopeless dream of saving to go to AX2009, just like I had a hopeless dream to go to AX2008 (I didn't go!).

When I last requested a vacation, the request was denied. It's been like that for a year.

I live in a city in which 10+ people are horribly murdered every day. Even on weekends. Drug related crimes, but not always. Some are innocents, unfortunate victims. It's too scary to go out, but there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing takes the fear away, though.

I'm overworked, underpaid, unloved, hopeless about the future, drowning in debt, full of irrational fears (Driving! Flying on an airplane! Riding an elevator!). Despair? Yeah, maybe.

The worst part is, Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei makes me laugh because it's TOO FUCKING TRUE, DUDE. Story of my life.

Oh, and another thing:

I have to learn 100+ words for my Japanese Exam on SATURDAY.

Words perfectly learned so far from that list? Around 20.

i'm in despair over coming close to having a girlfriend a few times, but to have them take it back when i say i like them. oh, and i also just learned that freddie mercury died...

if ur disappointed over rpg plots, watch rpg parade on youtube! (lol, shameless self advertising)

I'm within a couple years of getting my B.A. in English, but it is a worthless degree. Right now, to pay for the rest of my college before I go into debt, I'm working at almost minimum wage at a dollar store. The customers always think I am 16, even though I am 20. I weigh less than 130 lbs. and am 6'2". When I played basketball with a group of friends, a girl pushed me down on accident. I ordered Fate: Unlimited Codes but it hasn't come yet and is two weeks overdue. Higurashi Daybreak Portable, the only PSP game that interests me at all, got stomped on by my little cousin who I had to babysit while his parents went out for a nice dinner (I have no girlfriend). Now I must pay $60 to import Higurashi again. My hard drive is less than 100GB, and I have absolutely no more room for anime, but I hate the quality of streaming videos, so I must delete either Ergo Proxy or Darker Than Black.

I'm in despair, but everything will be okay as long as Rebuild 2.0 or the second season of Haruhi don't get pushed back again... and as long as I can ignore the fact that I will die a virgin.

I'm in dispair because i wasted the last four years of my life and i cant even remember how many tens of thousands of dollars on College only to realize that i'm gonna graduate with a bullshit Degree on a even shittier major.

Yay! four years of wasted money and time to work at waldbaums yet again =D

-my unrequited love for years only sees me as a sibling
-doing horrible in college classes
-glasses spontaneously broke
-anime backed up to more than 50 hours [due to school]
-my art is suffering due to said classes
-art classes as they are, is becoming a hassle instead of the stress reliever it is meant to be

-I can't find a job
-there are not enough hours in a day
-I have no sleep schedule
-lack of moneyyyyy

I'm in despair because:
The tires on my truck rub when I turn
I cant get out of sneazing at least 4 times in a row
My external that I keep my anime and the rest of my life on got wiped and I have to try to recover it
My seinor design project is taking up way to much of my time
I keep getting my ass handed to me in SF4
I have no money

I'm in despair because I can't think of a better example than any of the other ones that have already been posted.

I'm in despair because:
Ive spent 6 years in college all to get the most expensive peice of paper I'll ever own
The college book store return policy is really gay
All work and no play makes me a dull boy
My list of shows to catch up on is WAY to huge
I dont have any more beer
My last pay check was $34.61...yes that's for two weeks of "work"...
There isn't enough work for me to do in town right now resulting in my previous statement

I'm in despair because I just realized I haven't logging on to AIM and/or even contacted any of my online friends for two months now for no real reason... and they'll give me hell if and when I log on. :D

I'm in despair because I'm just too GAR.

I'm in despair because Japanator does not permit me to change my password and Email, which has forced me to create THREE SEPARATE ACCOUNTS over the years.

I'm in despair because Japanator does not permit me to change my password and Email, which has forced me to create THREE SEPARATE ACCOUNTS over the years.

I'm in despair because Japanator does not permit me to change my password and Email, which has forced me to create THREE SEPARATE ACCOUNTS over the years.

-- Soul Eater 45 torrents refuse to load for me and so I can't get the episode. I've been trying every few hours since the damn sub came out and it's seriously depressing. T__________T

-- I've slept three hours in the last three days and this thing still isn't done yet, whyyyyyy.

-- Doing art for a living sucks.

-- Also, in despair because I won't even be able to win a silly little contest that requires no real skill. Trying to be witty comes off as too forced and trying to be sincere just never seems sincere enough. ZETSUBOUSHITA.

-- You know what's even more depressing is that even if I did win, I'd probably read it once and then have to sell it off because I just paid Spring quarter's tuition and can barely afford food.

I'm in despair because of the state of hate in the world. My boyfriend constantly worries every day that someone is going to persecute him for being athiest. It angers me that in today's modern era where so many people are supposedly "free" that he is afraid to be or admit who he really is. The same can be said for homosexuals. How is segregation and bigotry any different between race, religion, sex, and sexual orientation. We can give rights to African Americans but not gays because, "Oh its different." How is it different? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, just don't impose it on me. I don't care what you are, but as soon as you tell me how to run my life, I am entitled to fight back. Don't you dare try to shut me up.


Sorry for the seriousness........something that has been bugging me lately. Doesn't help I just watched MILK the other night either. >_>


I'm also depressed about the state of education, but that is something completely different. lol

-my cat wont look me in the eyes. . .
-my rice is wet >.<
-theres no Mech's in reality T_T
-you say pot'ato i say potat'o
-the suns rly bright *shakes fist angrily*
-i cant see my penis when i look down
-Fire nice but it hot
-Hilary Clinton didnt win
-Failed assassination of barrack obama >_<
-didnt get in to Hogwarts
-got caught looking under the Haruhi figure
-didnt lock the bedroom door
-Michelle obama getting a new dog >:(

-the funny not really coming

I am in despair because my job, Perkins, made me the offical closer and now have working on weekends and nights. And we got a new assisant managers is a complete Nazi, also the cook I have a crush on might be transferring.

-people describing thing with the word "hot"
-canceled Firefly
-Pairs hilton isnt dead
-My BlackGuard(WaR) looks like a girl
-final fantasy a spirit within wasnt a bad movie
-Link looks like a girl
-Link makes me feel funny
-Link in Wolf form makes me feel bizarre
-ActiaBlizzard
-Squresoft-squareEnix
-Robots killed grandma
-power ranger wont accept me as a member
-Family been kidnap by ninjas Need money for Karate lession
-Kanime died in gurren lagann (seriously)
-

speaking of Nazis

-Everybody think that Hitler was a bad person an that because of him the genocide of the jewish people but in reality it was the german people an there animosity, all that needed to be done was fan the flames of hate so that militarization can once again begin. He is nothing more than an escape-goat a face that the public can hate propagandize by the US goverment. Why is nothing beeing done in darfore*? because the public need that individual to hate for if there isnt there is no care.

-the more u learn the more u ask question and the more you ask question the more you see through lies perpetuated on us

-MK vs. DC sucked

I just read the fine print and realised I can't win because I live in Australia!
I'd still rather live here though.

-http://reihari.deviantart.com/art/Snowchu-114119447 < my ~snowchu~ melted

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&eurl=http://theslackerz.com/ im not on a boat

-T-pain called me a mother F@$%er D=

-Hucked on Fonix reely wurkz fur mii
-the roof! the roof! the roof on fire! we dont need no water let the mother burn
-couldnt find Waldo

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! XBOX 360 have left me in despair!!!
-After buying a cooling stand and a rear fan, it still busted and got the 3 Rings of Death. It conveniently got the rings after the 1-year product warranty and the 3-year store warranty, which I also bought, expired. What a Christmas...

-me: Aw snap i forgot to put on a condom Girl: thats are right i already have aids
-every body knows what "vsdvubsdiuefgsd" means except me
-contrary to popular belief what happen in vegas DOSNT stay in vegas
-E=mc*squared*

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Otaku stereotypes has left me in despair!!!
-Just because I like anime doesn't mean I'm a loser... who wears anime related clothes and accessories... who is a member of 2 anime clubs in the city and 4 online... who infests his room with anime mechas and girl figurines (most can take their clothes off)... and who still lives with his parents...right?

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!...


How do you quote a picture?

...where's the picture?
...T_T
...XS
...

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!!!

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Anime has left me in despair!!!
-This one's simple... my addiction to it is making me post comment after comment after comment after comment...

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Racial profiling has left me in despair!!!
-I have white skin and blond hair, so as a child, obviously everyone spoke to me in English. I'M 100% HISPANIC! Spanish was my first language and my family is from Mexico. I learned English starting kinder.

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Mis padres me han dejado en la desesperación!!!
(My parents have left me in despair!!!)
-They should of taught me English before we moved.

.........

......

...

...after comment

...

Zetsuboushita!

I already bought Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei v1!

Zetsuboushita!

I'll never get my copy of Rapelay, and now all ero games are banned in NY because of me.

I bought SF4 and now I can't stop, my last match lasted 4 hours in the day, 168 wins wins later and a 50% win percentage vs my opponent, btw I work nights.

The fact that I don't own Zetsubou Sensei has left me in DESPAIR!

I'm in despair because I went on last night to play some Virtua Fighter 5 Online and nobody was on...everybody is playing SF4 and I don't have it!

I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend and I see her almost every day.

Some days are more painful than others.

I'm a Narutard!!!
...
ZETSUBOU-SHITA!

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! My life has left me in despair!!!
-I'm going to create a time machine to travel back in time and prevent myself from being born. ^_^
...wait. o_o
If I'm not born, how can I create the time machine and go back in time to prevent my birth?.... -_-;

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Paradoxes has left me in despair!!! X_X

I'm going to lose this contest.

I used to believe I was better than a lot of people. Now I know that is as true as me being better than a lot of people.

I want to be funny, but...

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! The English language has left me in despair!!!
Note: This goes back to a previous post about my heritage.
-People can't pronounce my name right! "Raoul, Rale, Rauel, Role, Rule, (and my personal favorite) Rawr..."

It's Raul! Roll the "r" Rrrr... (Ra-ool) Raul T_T

I'm in despair!!!
I still need 8 more comments to have the most posts here.
*Shakes fist* Darn you The-Excel. T_T
ZESTUBOU-SHITA!

I just received next week's flight itinerary. It's scheduled for two weeks, which means I might miss ANOTHER Japanese class, which also means I might be dropped due to poor attendance (It's a weekly class, and I couldn't go to the first class; the class on the would be the 7th would be the 3rd class I miss).

And my mom celebrated her birthday while I was here. 3 days of INTENSE partying. Me? I was here, screaming into my pillow, desperately wanting to smash my head against the walls. I promised I wouldn't do it anymore, but I did anyways. I felt better, but only a little, and for a short while.

I feel like smashing my head against the desk RIGHT NOW. I'm at work, and I've already finished all my assignments FOR THE WEEK. We're sending us back here next week for NO LOGICAL REASON WHATSOEVER.

The desk looks very tempting... Like it wants a violent relationship with my forehead.

Brb, trying to cool off.

I had to drop out if school to get spinal chord surgery and I have no idea when I will be well enough to return to school

I have no idea when I'm going to graduate college

I received a $100 gift card that doesn't work

I have a test tomorrow That I'm not ready for and can't be, there is a dance on saturday that no one will go with me to, even as a friend. All my otaku and game enthusiast friends graduated last year. My mom has bipolar issues, my dad is overseas, one of my dogs is on the verge of death by seizure, my computer keeps blue screening. I don't know what I want to do with my life, I think the world will end in the next ten years, I have been harassed by people every day of my life, years ago I was betrayed and badly beaten (physically) by people I considered my closest friends. I get weaker by the day. I end all of my days by my computer in a lightness room, except for the computer. Most of my friends I met online. I believe that when I die either god won;t exist so I will cease to exist, or he will exist and I will be damned. I really want new video games but won't be able to get them for months by then which they will be spoiled by everyone. My 360 red ringed today. My computer monitor has a huge scratch on it, I have all the equipment but noone wants to play d&d with me, The musical I spent months preparing for, noone, not even my friends, saw me in. I want to go to sleep and never wake up again. One of my best friends tried to commit suicide not too long ago. I've been off my medication for 3 weeks now, Everyone thinks I'm perfectly happy even though I'm on the verge of breaking inside.
I want to believe there is hope, but there seems to be none.

I'm in despair because everyone picks KEN!

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Movie producers has left me in despair!
-Movie producers are like most of the American population. They'll try anything to get money, and what better way than to pick up on one of the highest growing companies in the world? Video games.
Super Marios Bros. The Movie was the first and one of the worst video game movies ever created, yet many (mostly gamers) saw the movie due to Mario's popularity. Other producers picked up on the idea and created other great failures: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Street Fighter, Double Dragon, Dead or Alive, Doom, and ALL the movies directed by Uwe Boll. I'd go back in time and change Boll's career if I could. Paradoxes won't get me there. Haha

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!
-I'm trying too hard.

Even listening to the Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei OST only makes me more depressed.

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!!!

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! Being nice has left me in despair!!!
-A couple of years ago, I turned emo.... o_o

ZETSUBOU-SHITA! I'M EMO!!!...

...sorry.

...since I was emo I didn't care much about anything. So on my birthday and Christmas, I tell my friends and parents that I don't want anything. The bad thing is that they don't get me anything. T_T

Nozomu Itoshiki is my idol.

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!

@ Lunar, have you tried fixing that RROD on your 360? mine did it a few weeks ago, I fixed it and it runs like a champ again.

I'm in despair because:
old people are still allowed to drive
the weekend is only 2 days long
I got worked by my astrodynamics exam last night
Giant robots dont exist
People freak out about the stupidest things

@ Kenji. Actually, I fixed it temporarily, but I know that XBOX 360 has a manufacturing problem. It kept going for a while, but it still messed up, so I sent it last month to get it fixed (for free). I got a package back in 2 weeks along with a letter telling me that they're sorry, blah, blah, blah...and replaced it with a brand new console. It also came with 2 years warranty and a month of XBOX Live.

ZETSUBOU-SHITA? I think not. ^_^

I just realized someone beat me to the video game movie topic. -_-;

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!

I'm in despair because I don't know what time zone Japanator goes by and even if it's west coast I still don't have enough time to think of something good!

Oh and my Japanese program is installed all weird on my computer right now so I can't be a total douche and type out ZETSUBOUSHITA!! in Japanese!

ZETSUBOU-SHITA!!

I am in despair... Being in lab from 12 am to 4 am just to go back at 10 am till 10 PM.

i was too l8... and Canadian

@ mooman18 ur no longer allowed to be Canadian, after a comment like that lol.

(Hope I'm not too late for this contest)
I am in despair because I've never seen Zetsubou before ever! Yet I've heard so much awesome stuff about it...