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Most of you probably know that Cat Girl Alliance was my first eroge. As such, I was hoping this game would be a good benchmark for me to judge the entire medium by.…Why?
I probably won't even look at this game to start off with, since it's based heavily on the sexual elements. Much like I played YMK with the sex scenes off, and felt that I got a better experience out of it than if I'd have left them in to break the story's tone.
Also there's a lack of catgirls in those images. One can never have enough catgirls.
Also there's a lack of catgirls in those images. One can never have enough catgirls.
Nice review Jon, I've been looking forward to this. If you'd like a good visual novel try out Crescendo, would love to hear your thoughts on it.
dont give up hope -3- there's plently of better ones, try my girlfriends the president or Wanko to Kurasou
Haha, I expected this review would be the end result of one's first foray into eroge, especially considering the game in question.
Ah well, for every 10 mindless anime pornos with text attached, you got those one or two special eroge that really shine compared to all the rest. I'd say don't give up hope...yet.
Ah well, for every 10 mindless anime pornos with text attached, you got those one or two special eroge that really shine compared to all the rest. I'd say don't give up hope...yet.
Great review- I mean, I wasn't going to play it anyway, but it was still an entertaining read:).
Bwah hah hah Rorschach....
Bwah hah hah Rorschach....
I come back from a short holiday and I'm greeted by this.
Thank you, Jon. You know how to twist my knob(s).
Thank you, Jon. You know how to twist my knob(s).
i have this game and im very disappointed as well.
U have to wait for ever to make a decision, the story line isnt so special, they mostly do anal sex cause they want to keep their virginity. Dont know why they put a hermaphrodite dress as a catgirl in the game. It's a waste of your time!
U have to wait for ever to make a decision, the story line isnt so special, they mostly do anal sex cause they want to keep their virginity. Dont know why they put a hermaphrodite dress as a catgirl in the game. It's a waste of your time!
The review sounds like it could describe Sonohana down to the interface and linearity, but at least that has the benefit of lacking the crassness you seem to have issue with.
I would second Fate/Stay Night or Kana. The thing about both of them is that they use sex in a really awkward kind of way. In F/SN it's still incredibly ero, but there's a sense of heated confusion about it all. The way it's written is from the perspective of a boy trying to do what he knows he 'needs' to and kind of wants to while trying to combat the reality of the situation infront of him actually happening.
It's a damn interesting style of writing actually. Kind of a translation of how violence is handled in Tsukihime, if more people are familiar with that (by contrast I think the sex scenes in that really are out of place).
Kana is awkward too for less supernatural and entirely understandable reasons.
It's a damn interesting style of writing actually. Kind of a translation of how violence is handled in Tsukihime, if more people are familiar with that (by contrast I think the sex scenes in that really are out of place).
Kana is awkward too for less supernatural and entirely understandable reasons.
Well that kinda sucks, I was hoping since there was futa-kitties it would be 1/2 decent...
Oh well thanks for saving me $35! Hopefully I can find a good eroge at Sakura-con.
32 days left!
Oh well thanks for saving me $35! Hopefully I can find a good eroge at Sakura-con.
32 days left!
I just learned that there's a term for this kind of eroge with zero plot and a lot of intercourse. Experts call them nukige.
By nukige standards, this appears to hold up fine. So it might still be for you if you drop all of your standards before going in. Where did you get the idea that this would be anything different anyway?
By nukige standards, this appears to hold up fine. So it might still be for you if you drop all of your standards before going in. Where did you get the idea that this would be anything different anyway?
That Watchmen intro had me giggling like the schoolgirl I am inside.
Wait.
Like the schoolgirl I am inside of.
Yeah, that.
Wait.
Like the schoolgirl I am inside of.
Yeah, that.
Don't mind me, just making the obligatory Saya no Uta recommendation.
That is, if you don't mind the lack of choices.
If you want an ero-free experience, there's always Katawa Shoujo.
That is, if you don't mind the lack of choices.
If you want an ero-free experience, there's always Katawa Shoujo.
This is probably the worst first eroge to get started on. Even without having played eroge before, it still reflects my sentiments exactly. *shudder* For days I couldn't stop mumbling about the cat girl.
someone said this already, but it bears repeating, many many times.
"Most of you probably know that Cat Girl Alliance was my first eroge. As such, I was hoping this game would be a good benchmark for me to judge the entire medium by."
WHYYYYYYYYYY????
What on earth could've made you think it'd be a good benchmark to judge the medium by? Having followed the scene for quite some time, I knew the moment I saw the advertisements for this game that it would be complete and utter trash. Could you have not waited for Demonbane, at the very least? There are a multitude of much much better titles out there to check out, several of which have already been mentioned in the comments here.
But seriously, *cat girl alliance* was your first choice? ~_~
"Most of you probably know that Cat Girl Alliance was my first eroge. As such, I was hoping this game would be a good benchmark for me to judge the entire medium by."
WHYYYYYYYYYY????
What on earth could've made you think it'd be a good benchmark to judge the medium by? Having followed the scene for quite some time, I knew the moment I saw the advertisements for this game that it would be complete and utter trash. Could you have not waited for Demonbane, at the very least? There are a multitude of much much better titles out there to check out, several of which have already been mentioned in the comments here.
But seriously, *cat girl alliance* was your first choice? ~_~
"Does not seem to be worse than 90% of what you can find on jlist."
Indeed, 90% of what's on jlist is trash as well. Western eroge publishers only seem to be interested in titles that are 95% sex, 5% bullshit, and 0% story or likeable characters.
Indeed, 90% of what's on jlist is trash as well. Western eroge publishers only seem to be interested in titles that are 95% sex, 5% bullshit, and 0% story or likeable characters.
"Cat Girl Alliance" was the first eroge game i played and i got hooked to the storyline...so fuck off you damn haters, i rate this game a fucking 10/10... say something
Oh, I'm so sorry for you. Plotless eroge does not have to be so terrible (personally, I'm quite fond of the good old Sagara Family), but this one seems so terribly not ero-ish. Damn moe trend is getting everywhere!
I must point out Yume Miru Kusuri as the *right* way to do eroge. JAST USA did a good job with it, and take if from a girl gamer, the character are realistic enough. Damn depressive, though, or maybe it's just me.
I must point out Yume Miru Kusuri as the *right* way to do eroge. JAST USA did a good job with it, and take if from a girl gamer, the character are realistic enough. Damn depressive, though, or maybe it's just me.
planetarian, just to reply, we're interested mostly in titles we can actually get. We're always open to doing a mix of good games, and we'd love to publish Fate, believe me we would. With the massively downside-averse Japanese companies here, it can be difficult, is all.
I picked the game up today, and the TvC stick came yesterday from FedEx.
This game honestly goes above and beyond, Capcom put a lot of heart into it. Between the extremely functional online, great controls, fantastic cast of characters, and adding some fan favorite new ones. There isn't much more you can ask for from a fighting game.
It is a big relief the online works well, I haven't experienced too much lag, and most matched are lag free.
What the game is missing is a good Trial mode like in SFIV and the static anime images at the end aren't Capcom art, I mean Udon does a better-than-decent job at the art, but I wish they somehow got the Tatsunoko animations at the end. The online mode could benefit from a lobby feature and voice chat (which is partially the Wii's fault). My biggest gripe is the final boss, it is just so damn stupid and not fun to fight. I know that they are suppose to be tough, even cheap, but Yami just pisses me off (more than Seth maybe).
You know, before I got meself a 360, I really wanted to play this game, but when I got it for the PC, I was shocked because it was exactly like the 360 version. For real, it's basically the same fucking game . To me, the reviewer simply gave it a 9/10 because it was a fun game to play, especially to him. It reminded him of earlier enjoyments from when he was playing what he considered the best Mario game and reminded him of the reasons why that game was considered the best. Recognizing that these reasons were fully present in the new game, its really a good game. Or at least, that is just what I'm getting at.
Also, as a closing comment to all the 360 and PS3 fans who are complaining about score, u mad. (im not saying all of you, just those guys who find it incomprehensible that a system like the Wii could hold such an awesome game).
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This game honestly goes above and beyond, Capcom put a lot of heart into it. Between the extremely functional online, great controls, fantastic cast of characters, and adding some fan favorite new ones. There isn't much more you can ask for from a fighting game.
It is a big relief the online works well, I haven't experienced too much lag, and most matched are lag free.
What the game is missing is a good Trial mode like in SFIV and the static anime images at the end aren't Capcom art, I mean Udon does a better-than-decent job at the art, but I wish they somehow got the Tatsunoko animations at the end. The online mode could benefit from a lobby feature and voice chat (which is partially the Wii's fault). My biggest gripe is the final boss, it is just so damn stupid and not fun to fight. I know that they are suppose to be tough, even cheap, but Yami just pisses me off (more than Seth maybe).
You know, before I got meself a 360, I really wanted to play this game, but when I got it for the PC, I was shocked because it was exactly like the 360 version. For real, it's basically the same fucking game . To me, the reviewer simply gave it a 9/10 because it was a fun game to play, especially to him. It reminded him of earlier enjoyments from when he was playing what he considered the best Mario game and reminded him of the reasons why that game was considered the best. Recognizing that these reasons were fully present in the new game, its really a good game. Or at least, that is just what I'm getting at.
Also, as a closing comment to all the 360 and PS3 fans who are complaining about score, u mad. (im not saying all of you, just those guys who find it incomprehensible that a system like the Wii could hold such an awesome game).
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