Wow. Who knew?

If Kosai Jumon and his latest book, “Tamashi Yura Ageman (Rising Fortunes of the Soul)” are to be believed, then you can determine a woman's suitability as a spouse from the shape of her pubic hair.

Jumon says that the inverted triangle "zone" is standard, but guys should watch out for "elongated pubic hair" types, as they become fickle. Wait, what? Worse is the "mountain delta" shape, as it indicates women capable of "hyper-infidelity."

He says that a Japanese woman's nether regions are normally inverted triangles where the base extends 9 centimeters, and the average length of hair is 7.5 centimeters. Apparently this particular between-the-legs situation indicates endurance and suitability for married life.

This guy is classy, though. Check this out:

“A perfect wife has a clearly defined endurance sub-zone and slight traits of a receptivity sub-zone. Put simply, this means she doesn’t care a great deal about things like ethics or morals. A woman with pubic hair like this would be able to bear a lot, but also have a sexual side that allowed for unbridled wantonness. In short, hair like this would indicate a good wife during the day who turns into a whore at night.”

I don't know about Jumon's research methods, but would self-grooming automatically change one's personality? That doesn't make any sense! Oh, and what does the pixelated type mean? I see that all the time.

[Via Go Nudist, Japundit]