Everyone, it's the moment you've all been waiting for: The mighty Kamina-sama has expanded his reach so far that he has conquered the land known as "Russia." There was no doubt in my mind that I'd conquer the place, I'm just upset that it took them this long to realize they needed to follow my lead.

Ever since I entered the country, my policy of manly spirit was met with cold, hard resistance -- as was to be expected of the Russians. After all, Communism is all about the group -- but to hell with that!

We kicked past their initial defenses with little problem. Everything was going fine until the Russians dropped their own gunmen, which they kept calling "Bolt Gundam." Pfft, what a stupid name. Gurren Lagann could take it no problem, up until he called out his other gunmen friends, the "shuffle alliance" or something like that. That's where we ran into trouble.

Their friendship couldn't stand in the way of my Giga Drill Break, and so now we've caused a complete cultural revolution over there. Already they've got men lining up translate my speeches into the local language. Above you can see the man who I chose to play me. It's a pretty good impression, isn't it?

Next up we're going to take on Holland. I've been told to watch out for the windmills there. The hell are they talking about?

[Thanks CyHDyK]