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Kids say the darnedest things... about anime
by John Martone, 07/13/2007

Rejoice people of Fresno, eight year old Markus Johnson has saved you from an impending Japanese conflict. Everyone knows that Fresno has long been targeted for hostile annexation, but Markus' affirmation of Japanese dependency lowered their risk of invasion. While the risk of Zomb-ocalypse still exists, the town seems hopefully that little Markus might soon ascend to Brolly's level of powers, stated as the "maximum." Notice how unlike the other two kids, Marcus isn't pictured. I'm sure thats because he was too busy at chimpokemon camp, preparing for the lifetime of Japanese obsession that befails the majority of us here. I bet the kid is adorable... If Akira Toriyama were here, he'd hug him too. [Via kid yon]

#anime #dragon ball #weird news

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Legacy comments:

ITS OVER 9000

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.

i would love to danny phantom

Well done!
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king3vbo

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULZ

@Kang

Still damn funny for those who haven't seen it before XD XD

@Xairu: You took the words right out of my mouth.

HoratioCaine

I hate to break the news to the little kid. Broly is dead.

Forget dead, he isn't even a HERO. lol

Jak Cadden

Ohhh, I get it now...

Hehe, nice one!

namelessted

this is hilarious.

nevermind that Broly isn't a hero, at least the kid understands that anybody from the DBZ universe can fucking destroy any of the other superheroes listed on that page.

that kids just retarded

Broly is a bad guy

just proves people from Fresno are dumb

and from what i've just googled are all pedophiles

THANK GOD THE SACRAMENTO BEE NEVER DID IT AFTER THAT

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