Learn movie house manners from Hentai Kamen!

12:30 PM on 03.30.2013 // Josh Tolentino

An unlikely choice of instructor

You know those "theater manners" videos they play before the start of a movie? They're always so boring, at least the ones that I've seen are. It's always dumb stuff like CG popcorn or some cheesy commercial about turning off your cellphone and not downloading movies and that sort of thing. Of course, the only thing to do in that kind of situation is to tune out and ignore the film's advice.

Leave it to Japan, then, to come up with a theater manners video that's actually interesting, like this one brought to you by the live-action adaptation of Hentai Kamen. In it, the perverted Hero of Justice, clothed in full panty-mask and jock strap, reminds moviegoers not to use their phones, record the movie, and act like a jerk in the seats. The best part is that a lesson learned from Hentai Kamen is a lesson remembered. His junk is just that powerful. 

That said, the video takes extra precautions, by adding two more rules:

1. Don't wear panties as a mask within the theater.

2. Don't be fully nude in the theater.

Sage guidelines, indeed!


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