Happy Meals are not just for kids. They're also for fans who are pursuing the collectibles of one of Osamu Tezuka's greatest works! That's simply what I am proposing here.

I guess if Astro Boy really is your jam, then now it's high time to head on over to McDonald's and engage in the great American Pastime of eating food that will surely kill you. But it's all in the pursuit of that perfect collection, isn't it? Well, hopefully this will get kids interested in seeing the movie, but in all honesty I can't see it doing much. It'll be one of those toys that quickly ends up in the garbage.

Hey, let's just go ahead and corner the market on these. I bet you in ten years, we can be selling these things for $100 a piece. C'mon, whaddya say? Guys? Guys?