I really like this one girl, so much so that I went through training from Hell, had a few near-death experiences and put myself in the sights of the world's most dangerous masters in order to become worthy of her. But my greatest obstacle yet awaits me. This girl's grandfather, the one they call the Invincible Superman, said I have to at least beat him in order to be together with her! I didn't plan on that happening! He's as strong as you!
Being a shounen male lead, I have a bunch of other girls lining up for me. Should I continue on my arduous path through one of the strongest men in the world, or should I settle for another girl who's just as good who I don't need to meet a suicidal challenge for?
-Kenichi Shirahama
Alright, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with a hostage. He's using her for cover. He's almost to a plane. You're one hundred feet away. What do you do?
... Yes, that's my question.
Was Obama's viewing of his nemesis Osama being killed live via camera the ultimate moment or the final nail in the coffin that is so-called "reality TV"?
Since Tupac pops up from the grave from time to time, can we also expect a mixtape from beyond the grave in the near future from Osama?
Actually he was technically killed the night after Walpurgis. It ends at dawn the morning of the 1st. He was killed the morning of the 2nd, local time (Pakistan).
My perennials seem stunted somehow this year. What do you suggest I do to make all the neighborhood gardeners jealous of my landscaping prowess?
-Gangrene Thumb
My "Dipping Stick" is a bit too big. When i meet up with my honorable lady friend she is afraid to try it out. Is there any way to solve this problem and avenge my honor? Will my "Dipping Stick" stay untamed forever?
-Master of the West
After the death of Osama, I have realized that I need more than just Suicide inducing speeches,crossdressing, immunity to Headshots and Charisma to finally achieve my goal. How may I come across a Gundam? And, will I be able to make it slowly point to it's forehead while piloting it?
Your's,
Johan Liebert.

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