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Madoka is over in this week's Advicemaster Asia Open


9:00 PM on 05.02.2011
Madoka is over in this week's Advicemaster Asia Open photo



Madoka is over! Osama bin Laden is dead! What other momentous events do you wish to ask Advicemaster Asia about? Our correspondant is back from his "overseas trip" and is ready for your questions.

He prefers questions about botany, garden-cum-sustenance farming and vacation spots. He is not pleased by questions involving assassinations, regime changes or American Idol. He's a fan of The Voice, you see.

Oh, and as you might have heard, I've betrayed the cause by watching and obsessing over True Blood. Two questions for you: am I the only guy that watches True Blood that isn't all goth-y and whatnot? What anime can bring me back into the side of light and 2-D?






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Dear Master Asia,

I really like this one girl, so much so that I went through training from Hell, had a few near-death experiences and put myself in the sights of the world's most dangerous masters in order to become worthy of her. But my greatest obstacle yet awaits me. This girl's grandfather, the one they call the Invincible Superman, said I have to at least beat him in order to be together with her! I didn't plan on that happening! He's as strong as you!

Being a shounen male lead, I have a bunch of other girls lining up for me. Should I continue on my arduous path through one of the strongest men in the world, or should I settle for another girl who's just as good who I don't need to meet a suicidal challenge for?

-Kenichi Shirahama
Since when did Kenichi have another love interest?
Master Asia!

Explain yourself!
Anyone else notice that the bin Laden was killed on Walpurgisnacht?
Yes, you answered none of our burning questions last week or I missed it! Explain yourself. P
Master Asia.

Alright, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with a hostage. He's using her for cover. He's almost to a plane. You're one hundred feet away. What do you do?

... Yes, that's my question.
Dear Master Asia,

Was Obama's viewing of his nemesis Osama being killed live via camera the ultimate moment or the final nail in the coffin that is so-called "reality TV"?
Since Tupac pops up from the grave from time to time, can we also expect a mixtape from beyond the grave in the near future from Osama?
@Birchlabs
Actually he was technically killed the night after Walpurgis. It ends at dawn the morning of the 1st. He was killed the morning of the 2nd, local time (Pakistan).
Master Asia,

My perennials seem stunted somehow this year. What do you suggest I do to make all the neighborhood gardeners jealous of my landscaping prowess?

-Gangrene Thumb
Master Asia,

My "Dipping Stick" is a bit too big. When i meet up with my honorable lady friend she is afraid to try it out. Is there any way to solve this problem and avenge my honor? Will my "Dipping Stick" stay untamed forever?

-Master of the West
Master Asia,

After the death of Osama, I have realized that I need more than just Suicide inducing speeches,crossdressing, immunity to Headshots and Charisma to finally achieve my goal. How may I come across a Gundam? And, will I be able to make it slowly point to it's forehead while piloting it?

Your's,
Johan Liebert.

8:00 PM on 04.21.2011

Advicemaster Asia: Hunting the otaku in its habitat

With the Winter anime season over, it's time for anime fans to come out of hibernation, and prepare themselves and their wallets for the sweltering heat, overpriced figures and flashing skin known as con season. This week, I ...

Master Asia

6:00 PM on 04.19.2011

Tokyopop shuttered in this week's Advicemaster Asia Open

It truly is sad that we're seeing the death of an American manga publisher, but for many of us, the writing was on the wall for a while. I'm impressed that Tokyopop stayed around as long as they did, but with Kodansha making ...

Brad Rice

11:00 PM on 04.14.2011

Advicemaster Asia: Men with chainsaws can wear dresses

It is I, Master Asia, the grandest champion to ever grace a Gundam Fight Tournament, here to answer your questions. What could you puny mortals possibly hope to learn from sucking at the teat of Master Asia? Just about anythi...

Master Asia

6:00 PM on 04.09.2011

Bushy eyebrows abound in this Advicemaster Asia Open

I never quite got the bushy eyebrow fetish. I mean, some people just really love it. Kinda creeps me out, because I wonder if they're down on bushy eyebrows in real life. Welcome to this week's Advicemaster Asia Open thread. ...

Brad Rice

5:00 PM on 02.25.2011

Advicemaster Asia: Making your Oscar picks for you!

Mere mortals of Japanator, it is I, the greatest warrior the universe has ever known: Master Asia. I have returned to your dwellings in order to train you. It is my solemn goal to turn you from the sniveling otaku that you ar...

Master Asia

8:00 PM on 12.04.2009

Advicemaster Taiga: Biting into African politics

Listen up you worthless readers! Master Asia has ceded this week's column to me in order to bring tsundere day to it's fullest. Really, there's no way any of the other girls people are talking about today could ever compare t...

Aisaka Taiga

5:00 PM on 11.13.2009

Advicemaster Asia: Back with a vengeance

[I'll let this serve as Master Asia's theme song, now that he has returned to us here at Japanator]Finally, I have returned from my time in solitude and training. I have returned a stronger, faster and smarter man because of ...

Master Asia

8:00 PM on 10.30.2009

Advicemaster Kamina: There are just some things a man has to see!

[With only one week until the return of Master Asia, we have one last guest host to fill in. You might kn--Oi! I can handle my own introduction, thank you very much! Open up those big ears and listen well! The leader of the J...

Kamina

4:00 PM on 10.23.2009

Advicemaster Bright: Slapping you in order to protect the Earth

Time's running short for me here. There's a new mission coming up, and we're about to depart. So, I'll get through your questions quickly. It seems like you sniveling kids keep coming to me with problems that could easily be ...

Bright Noa




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