unless of course, the kanji for "Crab" is a euphemism for vagina in Japanese.
Man-eating vagina bubblesThat's not a typo. How could that possibly be a typo? Let me reiterate: Man-eating. Vagina. Bubbles. You may be confused when the two ninjas are using some sort of ninja ghost sex technique. You'll become more perplexed when the girl suddenly calls off the ethereal penetration and decides to kill the guy. But your brain will start oozing out of your head when the girl uses her kunoichi ninpo: vagina bubbles from hell. And then it all goes to hell from there. You can't believe what you're seeing, because you've lost all grasp on your sanity. Strange aeons stretch before you, reverse doors to your inner mind open backwards, spiral eyes gaze upon the ruined wasteland of your soul, and the ludicrous events that happen afterwards seem normal compared to what you just saw. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! If you dare set your eyes upon things man was not meant to know, you can find the video, first found by Picture Is Unrelated, after the break. It's barely NSFW, but all the same, I'd hesitate to show it to your boss, lest he become a vessel for madness. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I'm reminded of a scene from a hentai I once saw in which a girl sliced off a guy's head by shooting high-pressure breast milk at him... hahah i saw this on i am bored yesterday and now its on japanator? the bubbles from hell are spreading run for your life! if ninjas cant defeat it no one can! If this freaks you out, clearly you haven't seen Attack Girls Swim Team Versus The Undead where there was a Vagina Deathbeam. the kanji says "Crab bubbles from hell", using the theory of induction, im assuming the lady is a crab demon and is using her special atk, which makes sense on a biological level, since crabs do produce bubbles from you know, down there. (how exactly does crab transformation work on a biological level is beyond the my scope).
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