Well, I'm 244 years old and I invented fun. That's how awesome I am.

That really isn't a hard claim to make considering Einstein wasn't an inventor. He may have come up with something here and there but his fame comes from his knowledge as a theoretical physicist.

So it's like Borat except with an old crazy Japanese man who takes it all very seriously.

His brain is very important.

Now i know how to choose my next camera.

Ahh, funny guy. And methinks Red has the theme down alright.