Its 9:30 in the morning, I still haven’t slept yet, and I come across cute chibi cross-dressing Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots Figumate figures; what on earth did I do to deserve this? If this isn’t the definition of cute, well then I don’t want to get a dictionary and find out; but I’m pretty sure it is. There are four figures in this set, (Sweet) Snake, Raiden, Ocelot, and Otacon—all without pants, just the way God Len likes it. Is it just me, or does Japan really have something against pants lately?

These figures will be released in Japan on the 11th of December of this year for 2,800 yen. I’m not much of a figure person, but I’m sure these figures will look great by your computer, in your RV or trailer, or perhaps on your boat, also great for sportsmen! Take a look at Konami’s official page for more information.

Oh Otacon, you're too cute.