Of all places, Kotaku has word of a new Lucky Star porn that involves keeping Konata as fresh as possible. Yep, that's right, it's another attack of Japan's shrink-wrap fetish! Yuria Hidaka is the porn actress seen above, in case you were wondering.
I don't quite understand why this shrink-wrap fetish has suddenly popped up on the Internet. Over the past year or two, these girls will get sealed in plastic (except for a small hole to breathe through), and then men will use vibrators and the like on her. Does anyone have an explanation for this?
You can check out the image after the jump, and enjoy it's NSFW-ness.
[Thanks, Necros. Should I really be thanking you for bringing this to my attention, though?]

Creepy, isn't it?
Do. Not. Want. That's WAY too damned creepy.