Tired of tiny little girls flashing their panties at you every ten seconds? Tired of shining faces and sparkling eyes and these weirdo hand gestures? Tired of hot Asian girls in bikinis pretending to sing at you while being all hot and sexy and young and hot? I know I am!
Enter OJS48. See, some of us think hard-boiled old dudes who have seen and done it all and lived to tell about it with their breath all stinking of cheap whiskey and their teeth all gnarly and their backs all messed up and their faces all sliding off to the side 'cause some punk Yak used it as a punching bag right before getting his knees shot off and their terrible treatment of their families and their general cute old man-ness is pretty damn cool when the alternative is some hot bimbo bouncing around and getting drunk on our lap.
According to Oricon Style and TokyoHive, OJS48, or ojisan 48, or "old man" 48, is a 16 member singing group made up of retired cops and detectives. The kicker is that it's produced by Akimoto Yasushi, the same dude who controls AKB48, the gaggle of giggling glamor girls infesting posters and video screens everywhere. I, for one, really hope these tough lookin' mothers release all sorts of calendars and will be available for cell-phone dates and will promise to be my one and only every time I pay a huge amount of money to see them!
[Update: Added video after the jump!]
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