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Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo

Yeah, that's right. A hug pillow (or dakimakura) featuring Abe Takakazu of the legendary comic Kuso Miso Technique was on sale at Wonder Festival this year for the butt-hurting price of 12,000 yen (about $127).

Made by Questioners, it is a "stiff" daimakura, and is characterized by its life-size depiction of Abe in repose, his jumpsuit zipper almost completely pulled down, his piercing gaze practically screaming "yaranai ka?" ("wanna do it?"). The product's key feature is its prominent, fully contoured, three-dimensional, fully realized male member, lying in wait just under the zipper illustration. Attached at the base, it can be pivoted in any direction to suit the hugger's preference.

It's, uh, refreshing to see dakimakura designs grow in diversity, appealing to otaku of any persuasion. I just hope that this pillow was not made for the purpose of practicing the Kuso Miso technique.

Hit the gallery for pictures of this epic product, and the jump for its source of inspiration. God help us all.


Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo
Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo
Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo
Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo
Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo
Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo
Paw at this Kuso Miso hug pillow's well-endowed manhood photo


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You know, Brad Rice's moe debate had just got me lamenting the lack of "moeconomics"-like products for female otaku. I was actually contemplating who I'd want on a body pillow less than half an hour ago.

Somehow, Abe Takakazu did not make the list. The level of...detail...is, errr, impressive, but I think I'd file this under DO NOT WANT.

I suspect this isn't a product for women, anyway. Kuso Miso Technique isn't exactly BL of the kind that girls fawn over.
This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't know the back story to where Abe came from.
this killed my innocence :(
Male versions of body pillows - WANT.

The Kuso Miso guy as a body pillow - DO NOT WANT. EVER.

Plus, does it really have to have the penis part? Honestly I'd just like a print of Cho Hakkai or any other Minekura character life-sized on my pillow, thanks. If I wanted the penis poking me all night, I'd turn over!
First picture: if that guy is straight, I'd hit it. If he is gay, I wish I was a guy to hit it.
@ Yaku

Ummmmmmmmm...

Maybe you should read up on the Kuso Miso Technique.
@Mahina I assume Sebastian made the list for characters you'd want on a body pillow?
As the old man, I was embarrassed by this as I happened to be passing at the time.....
Thats really goddamn funny
Quoting Dtoid...

WHY PENIS WHY?!
@ Brad Rice

I've never actually watched Kuroshitsuji, it looked too frilly. But since you made me dredge up who Sebastian was and read his Wikkipedia page, I'm going to now. XD

His character design is a little feminine for my tastes, but I could snuggle with his body pillow~
Hahaha, amazing.

I suppose this means it gives way to the evolution of moe pillows to have, errm, orifices?

Certainly wouldn't want to sleep with that pillow, or this one either, now that I think about it...
sexy
that's all I can say.
@Mahina: are you talking about what these guys do in the manga?


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